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What Happened To Those Lost Days Of Innocence?

 
 
Reply Wed 28 Sep, 2005 11:53 am
When the worst thing happening was the president getting his knob polished?
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doglover
 
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Reply Wed 28 Sep, 2005 11:55 am
Getting a bj is a natural and God given desire.

Corruption, greed and bravado are not.
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dlowan
 
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Reply Wed 28 Sep, 2005 03:25 pm
Er....you'll need to back that one up with a little evidence, I think, Puppyamore.
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farmerman
 
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Reply Wed 28 Sep, 2005 03:30 pm
Its in the Bible

"After Jospthath had slain the boar he had given the head to Shazbatt"
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patiodog
 
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Reply Wed 28 Sep, 2005 03:31 pm
Shazbatt did have his skull in the antechamber that did not have windows.
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kuvasz
 
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Reply Wed 28 Sep, 2005 07:59 pm
farmerman wrote:
Its in the Bible

"After Jospthath had slain the boar he had given the head to Shazbatt"


Shazzam!

http://www.mayberry.com/interactive/wcard/cast_pic_gomer.gif
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gustavratzenhofer
 
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Reply Wed 28 Sep, 2005 08:07 pm
Genesis 19:5 "Bring them out to us that we may know them."

Obviously a reference to the testicles, thereby bringing validity to doglover's theory.
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Bi-Polar Bear
 
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Reply Wed 28 Sep, 2005 08:07 pm
farmerman wrote:
Its in the Bible

"After Jospthath had slain the boar he had given the head to Shazbatt"


nan noo nan noo baby....
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dlowan
 
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Reply Thu 29 Sep, 2005 03:31 pm
Just goers to show, the bloody bible is just a long, elderly, Rorschach....
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nimh
 
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Reply Thu 29 Sep, 2005 04:04 pm
Why would anyone want to go back to innocence? Bear, of all people?
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dlowan
 
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Reply Thu 29 Sep, 2005 04:16 pm
Because HIS days of innocence involve a lot of oral sex!~
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dlowan
 
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Reply Thu 29 Sep, 2005 04:20 pm
You know, it seems, at least for men, oral sex ain't what it used to be.....


When I was a wee bunette, men were wild for it....it was one of the nicest things you could do for your fella.


Now, it seems to me, it is kinda hohum. The punani is queen...



Now, I have discussed the reasons for the popularity of the vagina with a few fellas, and I get it...


But it seems to me that oral sex is less valued now because more women are perfectly happy to give it...

Give 'em what they want, and...


Sexual fashions, oh my.
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nimh
 
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Reply Thu 29 Sep, 2005 04:37 pm
Ive always way preferred de punani ...

tho giving oral sex, for some reason, is the best ...
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dlowan
 
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Reply Thu 29 Sep, 2005 05:01 pm
Hmmmmmm.........indeed.


yes, giving intense pleasure rocks!
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