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Dear [random ____ I saw today], I love you.

 
 
patiodog
 
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Reply Tue 27 Sep, 2005 07:05 pm
kickycan wrote:
Good idea, Green Witch. But for now, let me get back on track with this one.

Dear cute, curvy brunette girl in the green t-shirt with the nice low neckline and the sweet-looking cleavage eating a Ceasar's salad at the window bar in Pax Foods that I sat next to and really wanted to say something to but couldn't think of anything...I love you.


Next time, say -- "Excuse me. Is that you, or the anchovies?"
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littlek
 
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Reply Tue 27 Sep, 2005 07:13 pm
<waiting for various spin-off threads....>
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ehBeth
 
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Reply Tue 27 Sep, 2005 07:16 pm
Dear Mr. Bus Driver, who knows I live on this side of the intersection, not that, and stopped the bus on this side of the intersection because it was dark, I love you.
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shewolfnm
 
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Reply Tue 27 Sep, 2005 07:17 pm
Dear man who attended to me for the first 8 hours of labor
You are truly wonderful
I love you.
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Sturgis
 
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Reply Tue 27 Sep, 2005 07:23 pm
Dear Mr. Plumber guy, I opened the door and there you were in your navy blue uniform and your name just over your heart...did I mention you stole mine? I think I'm in love with you. No, scratch that...it's real love. I love you Mr Plumber guy...just wish I could remember your name.
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Lord Ellpus
 
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Reply Wed 28 Sep, 2005 12:33 am
Dear lowly paid Scivvie, who wakes me up at the club every afternoon with a glass full of brandy, I admire your nicely shaped calves.
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nimh
 
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Reply Wed 28 Sep, 2005 05:16 am
I now officially open this thread to less random sightings that flower love, and to hate flings as well...

but me, I still dont have any to add today <sighs>
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squinney
 
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Reply Wed 28 Sep, 2005 05:38 am
NO! Don't open it up. This one is nice.

Shewolf started Dear Punk Ass... for those with complaints.
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AngeliqueEast
 
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Reply Wed 28 Sep, 2005 05:59 am
Dear good looking neighbor, for years we eye each other, say hello, but it never goes any further, because I'm such a coward, and can be painfully shy, and my boyfriend will kill us. I love you.
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shewolfnm
 
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Reply Wed 28 Sep, 2005 07:15 am
Dear random yellow and black avatar..
you are wonderful, funny, smart and a joy to read.
i love you too.
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jespah
 
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Reply Wed 28 Sep, 2005 07:22 am
Dear paperboy dude,

Thanks for the paper at 5:50 AM so that I can take it in before I leave for work.

I l -- uh, you know how I feel about you. Embarrassed
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Bi-Polar Bear
 
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Reply Wed 28 Sep, 2005 07:23 am
Dear Halle Berry... for the gentle soul kiss and the loving way you gave me that huge suppository while I was in the hospital.... I love you.

(squinney insists it was a burly orderly and I was hallucinating, but I know better)
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sozobe
 
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Reply Wed 28 Sep, 2005 07:24 am
Laughing
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shewolfnm
 
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Reply Wed 28 Sep, 2005 07:27 am
the touch was just too gentle.. huh bear?
;-)
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gustavratzenhofer
 
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Reply Wed 28 Sep, 2005 07:28 am
Dear sheep who I saw grazing in the neighbor's pasture...I love you.

All of you.
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Bi-Polar Bear
 
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Reply Wed 28 Sep, 2005 07:32 am
Dear Gus

I'm so sore. thanks for the pain...... and the pleasure

Love,
The Sheep
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AngeliqueEast
 
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Reply Wed 28 Sep, 2005 07:33 am
LOL
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gustavratzenhofer
 
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Reply Wed 28 Sep, 2005 07:33 am
I thought I detected a damn liberal underneath that sheep's costume.
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Bi-Polar Bear
 
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Reply Wed 28 Sep, 2005 07:37 am
gustavratzenhofer wrote:
I thought I detected a damn liberal underneath that sheep's costume.


It's the Trojan Sheep.... and btw, don't forget to wear one....
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squinney
 
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Reply Wed 28 Sep, 2005 07:38 am
Dear Mom and Dad in the store the other day with your newborn and three year old,

Thank you for understanding that your 3 year old wanted to be carried too and it really isn't fair for brother to get all the carrying and for picking her up rather than making her walk and feel resentful.

Thank you. I love parents that "get it."
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