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AWOL DOLPHINS

 
 
woiyo
 
Reply Mon 26 Sep, 2005 07:03 am
http://observer.guardian.co.uk/international/story/0,6903,1577753,00.html

"Armed dolphins, trained by the US military to shoot terrorists and pinpoint spies underwater, may be missing in the Gulf of Mexico."
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roger
 
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Reply Mon 26 Sep, 2005 07:40 am
Are they armed?
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woiyo
 
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Reply Mon 26 Sep, 2005 07:50 am
roger wrote:
Are they armed?


Umm.,..

They carry weapons, might be a better description, I suppose.
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roger
 
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Reply Mon 26 Sep, 2005 08:50 am
Okay Smile, they're carrying weapons. Hope they've been well treated. All we need is a few squads of well finned dolphins cruising the Gulf - with an attitude.
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joefromchicago
 
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Reply Mon 26 Sep, 2005 09:01 am
Do they, by any chance, have frickin' lasers on their heads?
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roger
 
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Reply Mon 26 Sep, 2005 09:03 am
Well, if they're going to call in smart bombs, they've got to designate the target.
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ehBeth
 
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Reply Mon 26 Sep, 2005 09:17 am
http://www.channelregister.co.uk/2005/09/26/dolphin_assassins_run_amok/

Quote:
Worrying to be sure. We find, however, that Sheridan has made sport of gullible reporters in the past.
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woiyo
 
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Reply Mon 26 Sep, 2005 09:19 am
'My concern is that they have learnt to shoot at divers in wetsuits who have simulated terrorists in exercises. If divers or windsurfers are mistaken for a spy or suicide bomber and if equipped with special harnesses carrying toxic darts, they could fire,' he said. 'The darts are designed to put the target to sleep so they can be interrogated later, but what happens if the victim is not found for hours?'

This give the phrase "sleeping with the fishes" another meaning.
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roger
 
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Reply Mon 26 Sep, 2005 09:59 am
Thanks, ehBeth.

SPOILSPORT!
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ehBeth
 
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Reply Mon 26 Sep, 2005 10:01 am
Embarrassed



well it just sounded kinda hinky

ya know
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jespah
 
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Reply Mon 26 Sep, 2005 11:31 am
Ah, now I recall where I heard something like this: http://www.italiansoundtracks.com/images/400/japboydolphin.gif

I came here to eat fish and take names, and I'm all outta fish.
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Ticomaya
 
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Reply Mon 26 Sep, 2005 11:38 am
joefromchicago wrote:
Do they, by any chance, have frickin' lasers on their heads?


Laughing

No, Joe, just guns. Only the sharks were given the lasers.
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DrewDad
 
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Reply Mon 26 Sep, 2005 02:38 pm
They are experts in unarmed combat.
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