Dunno - but i will beat you pants down.
Wouldn't the mic thing leave out one major, um, essence of the fart as a whole?
...as it were...not literally, of course...
I had heard of hands down. But pants down ???
U mean to say you will down his pants and beat him (Ouch) or down your pants and then beat him (how will u do that ?)
Mine are a tale told by an idiot - full of sound and fury, but signifying nothing...
I am just going for length and volume.
Well, now we know ALL about deb's flatulance....
dlowan wrote:I am just going for length and volume.
<THUD>
Hasn't she heard - "size does not matter" ??
LOL!
Well, better that than the noxious silent but deadlies.
Anyways - men's smell worser than ours.
men's do? Hmmmm.... I think that would depend.
well, food consumption. If I drink milk...
Only we could turn a thread abt bread and better into smelly farts !!
<going back into my zen trance, this world is too cruel for me>
Hmmm - I defy you to make as much of a stink as a male on the same foods. But - you sound lactose intolerant- this may be a special case! Yikes.
Sorry G - but you know, even monks....
given enough time, everything turns to smelly farts.
(I just pray that Lola isn't watching.)
Deb, you really know nothing of where you tread. I can send the dogs scurrying from the room in fear. It's not something I'm proud of, but -- actually, it is something I'm proud of. It's a pride that has ruined many a job interview.
You people are sick..just plain sick.
Now try consuming at least 250 grams of protien on a daily basis, then come talk...
Including a ton of milk...
Patio - volume or content?
I defy you on the former.
Hey, now, Slap - this is nowhere to brag about your toilet-trading exploits.
