MALEVOLENT PREDICTABLE ORDER OF ILKS

Well, i can only hope that the MPOI does not become a devious and dastardly organization like the Freemasons--who are out to take over the world ! ! ! . . .

What are the other ones...The Order of the Scion...(OK, not real.)...but some of those murky groups mentioned in The DaVinci Code were...?

They had a serious handshake.

We have been atellin' and atellin' you conservatives this guy's a threat . . . but would you listen?

Lash thinks we should wear a fez . . . whaddaya thinks, Kids?

No hats.

Personally, i don't do hats, either . . . but some people might find it fun . . . you know, people of that ilk . . . let's leave it optional . . .

I'm no good at this organization stuff, but once you have a neat little package I will be ready to consider your presentation. Maybe I will join and just maybe I will become an ilk of another kind.

There's another kind?

(Thinking. Thinking.)

I better stay where I am. This is my kinda ilk.

ilks is ilks, many and diverse. You might a be joiner ilk, you might be a loner ilk. You might even be a nasty ilk instead of a nice one. But, no one is merely an ilk.

Mmmmm.... ilk.

What has one horn and gives ilk? An ilk truck.

I nominate li'lk for president of the club.

And Deb, I agree with Squinney... you're very well-worn.

And I think that Edgarblythe is correct, in so much as anyone of an ilk is ever wholly correct - there can be no purists in ilkdome.

ilkers of the world unite

Only you know what is right,
We will fight 'til they agree
To stop all this ilk-mockery!
Ilkers of the world unite,
Only you know what is right....

It ain't no club, its a secret society . . . sheesh . . . don't nobody know about it, an' we intend to keep it that way . . . Lil Kay can be Presimedunt, but ya cain't tell nobody . . .

Well I've been known to be rather ilkish at times, just ask Dys. In fact, Dys had a friend of the Elkish Ilk. His membership was based on the understandable premise that all those of the Elk Ilk could drink on Sundays, which was illegal for the rest of the world of nonIlkers.

I like hats but hate hat hair. If someone comes up with a really, really cool hat, I might be willing to risk the hat hair for a stylish hat.

This little number might work for the men even though its ilk isn't elkish at all:
But the model is really cute...

At sweatshirt is always good for the cold ilk of night:


God knows we need a bottle opener--I know, it isn't an elk of any ilk, but what the elk, a moose is close enough!

Finally, I found a hat for the girls. It isn't ilkish or elkish, but I WANT it.

The password should be "oose."

And we should eet on onday.

But we shouldn't let too any people join.

No formal blackballing is necessary. Common knowledge will do the trick.

I think that instead of hats, we should wear bunny ears. And big red clown noses.

likers of the world untie!