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So? How does God poop?

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[+4] - Seizan - 07/01/2023Any way he wants...
[+4] - izzythepush - 11/10/2023Two months away and on return all you do is cut and paste your last post.
[+3] - izzythepush - 06/30/2023Divinely.
[+3] - Ragman - 11/11/2023These theories have its pluses and minuses.
[+3] - izzythepush - 11/12/2023[quote="Jasper10"] I prefer a philosophical certainty myself rather than a philosophical guess. [/quote] That's not philosophical certainty, it's an albatross.
[+3] - Albuquerque - 11/12/2023Hey, they are special pluses and minuses, we just "don't get it"!...
[+3] - izzythepush - 11/15/2023 Try and find a scientist anywhere in the world who will give you the time of day. You wonâ��t find one.
[+3] - bobsal u1553115 - 11/16/2023Yes you are.

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@tsarstepan,

Divinely.

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@tsarstepan,

Inwards...

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@tsarstepan,

Deists believe that god doesn't give a ****.

Pantheists know better, they see it everywhere.

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@fobvius,

You mean the "poop"?

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@tsarstepan,

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So? How does God poop?

It poops sinners. If it didn't, it would quickly succumb to blood poisoning or perhaps sepsis.

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@tsarstepan,

Any way he wants...

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@tsarstepan,

That is not important and sad.

The Holy-Trinity simple means.
The Father = God
The Son = God Made flesh ( Yeshevah/Isa/Jesus ) AKA
The Holy Ghost/Spirit = The presences of God and or Resurrection

Thus forms the "Trinity".

Think of it like a path or stairwell.

God is above all
Where Son of God came down as flesh
The Holy Ghost leads back to God.

.................................................................................................

Take "The Lion, The Witch, and The Lamppost" series
Arslan the Lion = Representative of God
His death he comes back even more powerful = Holy Spirit
In heaven he shows his true form = God
Witch = The devil = Not daughter of Eve or son of Adam = Hermaphrodite = Snake in the yard = was created by God to test people.

................................................................................................

Again to explain the "Trinity".

God from heaven extends hand to earth.
God on Earth walks upon us to deliver message
God left us for heaven allowing us to have a path to him.

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Again to explain the "Trinity".

God from heaven extends hand to earth.
God on Earth walks upon us to deliver message
God left us for heaven allowing us to have a path to him.

No, it does not.

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@bobsal u1553115,

According to Bard:

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@tsarstepan,

How can Bard on the one hand claim that the trinity is a mystery — incomprehensible and beyond human understanding, yet also definitively state that the trinity cannot poop? Surely this Bard is a god.

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@tsarstepan,

Really doesn't matter if any or all of the Trinity poops, at least one of them probably did. So what? It really doesn't matter, It really doesn't matter, It really doesn't matter, It really doesn't matter .......

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@bobsal u1553115,

It does if you're living in it.

Have you been to Jaywick?

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@bobsal u1553115,

bobsal u1553115 wrote:

Really doesn't matter if any or all of the Trinity poops, at least one of them probably did. So what? It really doesn't matter, It really doesn't matter, It really doesn't matter, It really doesn't matter .......

Of course it doesn't matter. I've been here since 2009. One would figure that one doesn't have to label a thread satire here to be recognized thusly.

I mean ... even the inciting video is obvious satire. Consider this counterthreading to the tsunami of unmedicated zealots and conspiracy theorists coming to this site on a daily basis. (Daily basis being ... hyperbole of course).

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@thack45,

According to the average cynic ain't the trinity the entity that pooped the Universe into existence? Poor Bard lost in the domain of the average human thought trying to not step any toes while providing God like opinion to entertain the common folk Metaphysic speculations in the absence of chocolate in the candy jar...

Speaking of "Trinity", best possible composure, The Alpha, the Way, and the Omega...the only one that matters is the middle one as starting and ending points, like the horizon when you look back or forward, are just specific illusory frames of reference seen to reference where you are right NOW!

...given everything IS everywhere all at once, the "alpha" and the "omega" are almost useless human parlance in a circle of Being...

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@tsarstepan,

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HOW DOES THE HOLY TRINITY POOP?

Wholly Holy

Wholly holy arrghhs
Dreaming beyond pee
Where I am
When I can
Better relieve it
Wholly holy

Wholly holy ream
Wanting only to
And it comes
And it runs
Just like a cosmos
Wholly holy

(Wring) wring it long
(Wring) wring it long and strong
(Wring) wring it out
Ring the gong
(Wring, wring, dingaling)
Ooo yeah
Err yeah

Call of bum in the dead of the night
Like the sun and the moon's gone awry
Touch of curry and can't walk upright
Who's to blame huh, yer gonna try
Better fly
Do or die

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@bobsal u1553115,

You HOPE or GUESS that it doesn't matter Bobsul because you can't definitively PROVE that it doesn't matter, which is basic philosophy.

Repeating yourself doesn't change anything. You appear to desperately want your opinion to be true, but it may not be.

Give up my friend you will never win the argument and were never meant to.

I know, its as frustrating as hell isn't it?

All you can be is PERSUADED, rightly or wrongly it would appear.

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@Jasper10,

You could jump off the hamsters wheel and accept that PRESENCE exists and ignore the robotic dualistic debate between the right and the left though. Neither side can make up it's mind you see (+/-=+/-) You will remain trapped otherwise.

No other choice unfortunately.

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@Jasper10,

Jespar - you're guessing, too, twinkle toes. Prove anything you've posited. All you do is repeat the same **** over and over, and over, and over. At least rinse it out once in a while.

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@bobsal u1553115,

+/-=+/- philosophy is clearly different to +=- and -=+ philosophy. If there is a science that backs this philosophy up that can explain the psychological workings as well then its a good philosophy in my opinion.

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