Since Bush came to power, my incoming emails tell the sordid tale of my downward slide into abject poverty and degradation under this Administration. Oh, the shame of it all?
Apparently I have huge debts, but there are many people out there anxious to rescue me
and still more wanting to give me buckets of new credit cards and loans to get me further into debt.
Others say "gamble your way to success" by signing up with countless casinos.
Then, there are those who tell me I am so poor, they want to send me multitudes of 'free' gifts.
I am seriously overweight and urgently need countless slimming cures. :eek: Many say my health and life are now in such danger from terrorism and horrifying diseases that I need life, medical and hospital insurance right away.
Some even want me to take-up smoking, so I can give it up.
Worse still, no woman will look at me. unless I have cosmetic surgery and consume lots of pills to solve my 'bedroom' problems. (Scurrilous rumours, I deny everything). Although what breast-enlargement will do for me, is beyond imagination?
Of course, I could get away from it all, by going on any number of delightful 'special-offer' vacations to exotic destinations like Afghanistan, Iraq or Zimbabwe - providing I am not hijacked on route by Arab terrorists?
Even television offers no refuge from constant supplies of Bush, Rumsfeld, Cheney, Powell, Rice, Ari and Blair.
I think I'll retire to a nunnery or a brewery
. More fun than a monastery.
c.i.
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