Friends with Benefits System

I count four words; friends, with, benefits, and system.

You either being sarcastic or don't seem to understand ... "Friends with Benefits System" is a program/digital product that claims there are 3 words if used in the proper context will seduce any woman with ease on a subconscious level.

That's old news. We all know the three words that make us irresistible to women.

I'd like to hear them.

"I have money"?
"You are gorgeous"?
"Mine is 8"?

Nope.

The three words are "Mustard", "Llama" and "Silhouette".

There is no woman to whom I have whipered these three words that hasn't jumped into bed with me. Of course I have a deep baratone voice and just a hint of a unplaceable accent.

Do you think you could resist?

Your standards are a little low, Mame. Just sayin'.

Oh yeah.

This is my son's new favorite joke: "What's white and 14 inches long'?"

(highlight for the answer) Nothing.