I don't? Or what? Let's try a little perspective. If 99.7% of your penis got cut off but .3 % healed would that mean the injury was a hoax?
So you are saying that the hundreds of affidavits are ridiculous without seeing a single one?
Yes. It is the job of courts to decide if affidavits have any value. Until then, the affidavits mean nothing.
In my defense I did watch some of the testimony in given in state legislatures. Some of them were pathetic, others were hilariously pathetic.