Rod Pocket Window Shades: Harder to Find than the Holy Grail

Seriously.

I have given up on trying to find rod pocket Roman shades to replace our -- you guessed it -- rod pocket Roman shades. Ai yi yi what a pain.

I will explain.

A rod pocket means you can thread a preexisting curtain rod through the top, rather than installing new hardware. I do not want to install more hardware if I can avoid it. The windows are over 100 years old and the wood can be dicey in spots.

Roman shades (for anyone who doesn't know) look like this:


But we are getting kinda desperate and we'll be okay if they're roller shades. But not Venetian blinds. Those are way too much of a pain to keep clean.

Anyway, I am asking you, gentle readers -- can you find these -- anywhere on the planet other than, apparently, my house?

40" wide, 62" high. Fabric, not wood. Color can be brown, blue, beige, white, green, yellow, or off-white (yeah, we're getting desperate here). Pretty much anything but red, orange, or purple. A pattern is okay.

This is for the computer/office room so nothing too unbelievably weird.

And we know about the tie-up shades and both think they look dumb.

In any event -- help? Thank you in advance.