Got this in email
Seems appropriate for this thread of handwringers and whiners.
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We all know about Chickenhawks - those people who support war but aren't willing to walk down to the recruiter's office and sign up! The cowards. How dare someone want somebody else to do the dirty work for them! Well, they're not alone! Here is a list of other cowards and their hypocracy.
ChickenCops - People who call 911 expecting the police to protect them when they're too scared to join the force themselves!!! This can also apply to the unreasonable request that someone douse the flames engulfing your house if you've never shared a seat with a dalmation on the way to a 3 alarm inferno yourself.
ChickenJanitors - People who expect their toilets to be clean but can't lower themselves to quit their high paying jobs to do it!
ChickenPOTUS - Individuals who kvetch about the president and don't have the fortitude to run for the office themselves!
ChickenCarnivores - Cowards who are too scared to raise and slaughter their own animals yet expect steak / chicken / pork for dinner.
ChickenLegals - Unsavory persons who think they have the right to sue others even though they themselves cannot bring themselves to go to law school.
ChickenG@m3rs - Luddites who think they should be allowed to play the latest Grand Theft Auto without actually learning to program a computer.
ChickenMcYourWays - Those who want fries with that, but can't be bothered to put on a paper hat and a name tag and do it themselves.
ChickenChairtables - People who complain about the plight of the poor who have never forced their kids to live in a cardboard box.
ChickenJailers - Not willing to put your newborn in the klink? Then how can you say it's fair to put serial rapists in there?
When will people learn that you cannot support something you wouldn't make your grandmother do at gunpoint? When will these people learn perspective?????
Or am I being silly?