@maxdancona,
Before we really begin, can I have a single statement from you stating exactly the core of SR? I like to know beforehand where you intend to take my thoughts, otherwise it feels as if I'm talking to a Mormon or Jehovah Witness, who talk around in circles and use tricks of rhetoric to get to their final conclusion.
I have a suggested one sentence summary of SR:
"SR theory concludes that a physical subject that is moving, gains Mass, becomes shorter but not wider or taller (in the direction of motion) and simultaneously experiences less Time than an observer who is moving relative to the subject in question, but considers himself stationary, even though there is no such state. Every other observer if moving differently and observing that same subject, will measure a totally different result for the Mass, Length and Time for the subject, its a subjective thing that somehow has a real, actual physical effect on the observed subject, although the subject has no clue that anything has changed. The "subject" has magically shrunk and gained mass differently for every observer who cares to take measurements. This is not a merely a perceived effect, its an actual Mass increase, actual length shrinking and actual Time dilation.
Additionally, SR results in the claim that every observer will undergo this same physical shrinkage, Mass increase and Time dilation as measured by the other observers."
Is this an accurate statement? If you have a better one, lets have it now, so I know where we are headed.