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Sat 25 Jun, 2005 11:39 pm
All you politics people...help me out, will you?
Taking a daily vitamin would be a good start.
Fiber, LOTS of fiber...
All the most successful World Conquerers have had very regular bowel movements.
Ignore all facts and make pleas for public support of your world rule through a truck load of phrases and slogans that appeal to people's biases and fears.
know what the rich and the powerful want - as well the majority, ignore the poor and/or the minority.
prey on the fears of every man and woman on earth.
Absolutely . . . get in bed with and cater to the rich special interest groups who can finance your phrases and slogans that prey upon the ignorance of the masses. You will get what you want and the rich special interest groups will get what they want.
its mean its cruel, but its the pragmatic days of today. Bentham would approve.
Sharks with lasers on their heads.
all nonsense;
be as supportive and caring as you can to everyone you meet, and be sympathetic to the needs of all those who cannot provide for themselves.
[and you will RULE!]
Why do you want to rule the world, Bakku? Is there something in particular that you want to achieve?
Invent the cure for the common cold, baldness, a fat burner that really works and buy up and own ALL the realty shows.
Go find your own planet somewhere and rule it. We have too many leaders already on this planet.
Take it from one of the masters:
Hermann Goering
"Voice or no voice, the people can always be brought to the bidding of the leaders. That is easy. All you have to do is tell them they are being attacked, and denounce the pacifists for lack of patriotism and exposing the country to danger. It works the same in any country."
Sound familiar?
TTF
Lots of weapons and a huge crank supply.
TRUST ME.
or you can do the cult thing
1. Find a big, dilapidated house set back behind a brownfield.
2. Bring stupid runaway girls there.
3. Buy a guitar. Learn three chords.
4. Write songs about how God wants them to have sex with you.
5. Over the course of twenty years, hump an army into existence.
6. Get lots of automatic weapons, and some crank.
Gargamel wrote:Lots of weapons and a huge crank supply.
TRUST ME.
or you can do the cult thing
1. Find a big, dilapidated house set back behind a brownfield.
2. Bring stupid runaway girls there.
3. Buy a guitar. Learn three chords.
4. Write songs about how God wants them to have sex with you.
5. Over the course of twenty years, hump an army into existence.
6. Get lots of automatic weapons, and some crank.
I see that Gargamel has gone to the Charles Manson/Mao Tse Tung School of Word Domination.
His avatar betrays a Jim Jones influence, tho
Cycloptichorn
ha-ha
I was just thinking the other day how funny it would be if my username was Jonestown. But alas, I used this name on abuzz before A2K, and the avatar was just an afterthought.
Allright. Let's get ONE thing strait. Kool-Aid was NOT used in the Jim Jones case. Flavor Aid was used. The kool aid man will NOT be slandered in this way.
TF
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