@glitterbag,
I often get these Tusday/Thursday Maryland shoppers who, when crossing the state line and get held up by a line of cars behind some Amish buggies, will lay on their horn as if their lives mean so much to the rest pf us primitives who are patiently waiting to pass a line of buggies that are going to a wedding (or other solemn event)
Weve just gone through another AMish Wedding month , where tuesdays, Thursdays and sometimes Saturdays are chosen as official wedding days. Since Amish dont have "honeymoon trips" , the bride and groom will spend the next 6 months to a year staying a few days at each of the wedding guests homes while they get their own houshold set up.
Its a neat little tradition but always carries with ot a bit of pomp, wherein a small honor guard of buggies will escort the newlyweds to the next house. As is the case, at all AMish functions, food is involved and the entire escort will sit down to a family style meal as the newlyweds are "passed off" to their next hosts. So besides the official wedding days, we have the "lateral" days where the newlyweds are praded in procession to their next guest house.That petty much fucks up yer entire week in NOvember in Amishland . e "prims" have learnt to live and, really, we do enjoy the experience(Many of us have hired the boys in the wedding parties to do barn work and fence repair for us). As we slowly pass the parties we wave and call out good wishes.
SO< THINK ABOUT THE POOR MARYLAND SHOPPERS WHO WANT TO GET A STRAIT SHOT ONTO Lancaster County while not having their schedules fucked over by some plain people who "dont know anything" about how Maryland hiway supremacy being a Constitutional right, should work. SO, whenever we see a white front license plate behind us , and the driver starts gesturing and the first horn blap is heard, we, the up front line of cars, radio ahead wherein we set up an opposing line of traffic just spaced enough so that noone can pass us and the AMISH buggy line-up until the Amish.
are safely arrived at their destination.
If your a Marylander (or a Delawarian), who must Christmas shop at some Pa Dutch quilt shop, DONT DRIVE ON TUESDAYS, THURSDAY OR SATURDAYS in November or early December (till about Dec 1) ( Since Amish only have outside church services every two weeks, every other Sunday is ok to drive ) .
We, the locals, take our responsibilities as Tradition Docents, quite seriously. We will make your driving experience through Lancaster (and a few other counties of the Keytone State) more interesting as we cause you to drive more slowly , thus enabling you to take in many of the rural vistas that our lovely state offers.
I suggest you have the kids call attention to spelling errors on AMish roadside market stands.