In the words of the 'Ladies Man,"
"Um, yeah. Now that's dithgustin."
I prefer "clear beer". Vodka on the rocks with a little water.
I'm not thirsty anymore.
Gimmie a week or so.
I think I might have seen Slappy last night. What were you doing lying down underneath the urinals?
Hey, I think I saw him too. Only he was kneeling, not laying down.
(God help me, I've been bringing down the tone of the Slapper's threads.)
I'm a professional urine-cake salesman. Just making sure they were up to par.
Last night wasn't rough. At least not for me. So many sloppy-ass people out. Prime people watching.
No thank you Slappy, I'd rather have a V-8!
Mixed with vodka, or rum?
mmmm, arrogant bastard is great! I think I like it better than guinness and better than harpoon.
Is this arrogant bastard a beer or a mixed drink?
It's a beer, unless you throw moonshine in it, then it becomes a mixed drink.
It's a mug full of lovin.
Arrogant Bastard:
Coyote Ugly in a bottle.
I love V-8 laced with vodka, with a twist of lemon. I that way, I can have my fun, and feel like I am eating healthy too.
V8 with vodka...probably isn't too bad. Like a bloody mary.
Didn't miss much with that movie...but do you know what "coyote ugly" means? You get really drunk, wake up next to an ugly person, and in order to escape the bed without waking them, you gnaw off your arm(that's pinned under them).
