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A "How It Works: It's Hamsters All the Way Down!" Digression

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BoGoWo
 
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Reply Sat 29 Mar, 2003 11:01 am
dlowan; does it hurt; have they been using your eyes for cosmetic experiments again?
they transgress!
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dlowan
 
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Reply Sat 29 Mar, 2003 04:28 pm
No, they haven't!
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TerryDoolittle
 
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Reply Sat 29 Mar, 2003 05:39 pm
I used to play doctor when I was a kid.....Does that count?
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dlowan
 
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Reply Sat 29 Mar, 2003 05:44 pm
Does that count towards what, exactly?

I used to play Annie Oakley - and heaps of other stuff....never played hamster, though...
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TerryDoolittle
 
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Reply Sat 29 Mar, 2003 05:46 pm
oldandknew wrote:
Where is Dr. Doolittle when you need him most


OOOOPPPPPS! I shoulda' specified, huh?
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dlowan
 
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Reply Sat 29 Mar, 2003 05:53 pm
heehee!!!!!! THAT is a good one!
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pueo
 
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Reply Sat 29 Mar, 2003 06:00 pm
it seems that the revolutionary chihuahua liberation force nedds to find more vegetables of war. the supply was exhausted during last nights feast of hamster stew.

off to mr. mcgregors garden to liberate the vegetables of war, after a quick stop at taco bell. those damned chihuahua's incessant yapping of yo quiero taco bell is driving me crazy!
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dlowan
 
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Reply Sat 29 Mar, 2003 06:07 pm
I would SO love to take the yap out of those chihuahuas!

Does the evil hamster stew mean there are no hamsters running the site any more?

We may need to call Craven in on this one!!!!! Grrrrrrrrrrrrrr!
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Craven de Kere
 
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Reply Sat 29 Mar, 2003 06:09 pm
stew = steam

steam = energy source

But it's not as good, I'll get a new set to pedal again.
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dlowan
 
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Reply Sat 29 Mar, 2003 06:14 pm
Well - they need GUARDS if this lot are gonna get loose again!

I want capital punishment for the hamster murderers!

And I am AGAINST capital punishment - but this is HAMSTERS!
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dlowan
 
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Reply Sat 29 Mar, 2003 06:15 pm
AND they are always threatening to eat ME - is there no protection for the furry on this site?
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pueo
 
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Reply Sat 29 Mar, 2003 06:29 pm
we get our supply of hamsters from this site after they have outlived their usefullness or piss cdk off. the little buggers are so tired it makes it easy to just pick them up and stick them in a bag. then it's off to the dehydrator and voila, hamster jerky treats! Twisted Evil
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dlowan
 
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Reply Sat 29 Mar, 2003 08:20 pm
CRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAVENNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!


HEEEEEELLLLLLLLPPPPP!
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margo
 
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Reply Sun 30 Mar, 2003 12:01 am
That there owl sure is evil!

Creatively evil, but evil, all the same Evil or Very Mad
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Craven de Kere
 
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Reply Sun 30 Mar, 2003 12:05 am
dlowan wrote:
CRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAVENNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!


HEEEEEELLLLLLLLPPPPP!


One time an old man was sitting on his porch in a rocking chair. A boy ran up screaming that the old man's wife was being attacked by a bear.

The old man replied, "the bear got himself into it, so he can get himself out of it".

The end.
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dlowan
 
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Reply Sun 30 Mar, 2003 03:16 am
Well, thank you oh so very much - I shall remember that next time you are drowning!
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pueo
 
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Reply Sun 30 Mar, 2003 03:23 am
not to worry, we have trained life guard chihuahua's. try to stay afloat as long as you can, the chihuahua's take some time to get to the rescue site. their little legs and all that.......
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pueo
 
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Reply Sun 30 Mar, 2003 03:26 am
margo wrote:
That there owl sure is evil!

Creatively evil, but evil, all the same Evil or Very Mad


who lil ole me Rolling Eyes
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dlowan
 
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Reply Sun 30 Mar, 2003 03:57 am
Grrrrrrr.

Craven thinks I'm a BEAR!


waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!

he knows better......
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TerryDoolittle
 
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Reply Sun 30 Mar, 2003 07:58 am
The kind and good Terry Doo enters carrying a case of Mighty Dog, the dog food specially formulated for smaller breeds. Behind her can be heard an incessant barking and the patter of hundreds of short little doggie legs. Within minutes, enters a pack of fierce and hungry weiner dogs who begin to do battle with the chihuahuas as she cheers them on. "Go get 'em Cuddles.....Precious, behind you!.....I can't watch."
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