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A "How It Works: It's Hamsters All the Way Down!" Digression

 
 
pueo
 
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Reply Fri 28 Mar, 2003 11:50 pm
would sic the dingo's on you, but they are notoriously mercenary and easily bribed.
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dlowan
 
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Reply Fri 28 Mar, 2003 11:53 pm
Hmmm - the dingoes would scarf up the chihuahuas first!!!!
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pueo
 
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Reply Fri 28 Mar, 2003 11:57 pm
nope the chihuahua's always carry tasty hamsters to appease the larger dogs hunger.
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dlowan
 
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Reply Sat 29 Mar, 2003 12:03 am
Carry them WHERE!?

There ain't room for a concealed hamster on a chihuahua!

'Tis a pathetic ruse to try to render their ratlike selves less vulnerable!
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pueo
 
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Reply Sat 29 Mar, 2003 12:08 am
never said the hamsters were alive. dehydrate them and carry them in little chihuahua saddle bags. Laughing
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dlowan
 
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Reply Sat 29 Mar, 2003 12:12 am
Shocked


What do they make the saddle-bags from?
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pueo
 
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Reply Sat 29 Mar, 2003 12:14 am
wabbits of course!
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dlowan
 
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Reply Sat 29 Mar, 2003 12:26 am
I would SOOOO like to see a chihuahua beat a rabbit in a fair fight! As IF...
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pueo
 
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Reply Sat 29 Mar, 2003 12:29 am
fair has no meaning in the revolutionary chihuahua liberation force.
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dlowan
 
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Reply Sat 29 Mar, 2003 01:15 am
Nor in the lapine left!
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pueo
 
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Reply Sat 29 Mar, 2003 01:52 am
amigo's we must make a pre-emptive strike on the lapine left. airstrike at dawn, prepare the catapults!
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pueo
 
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Reply Sat 29 Mar, 2003 01:53 am
the vegetables of war fly at dawn!
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dlowan
 
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Reply Sat 29 Mar, 2003 02:34 am
Huh! The lapine left is defended by cats - and the right by goats and camels. The air is thick with sparrows and starlings, and the earth with my rabbit cousins.

We exotics stick together.

If necessary, we shall call on the poisonous cane-toads and the prickly pear.

Your evil plans are bootless.
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pueo
 
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Reply Sat 29 Mar, 2003 02:37 am
no problem, we don't use boots Razz
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dlowan
 
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Reply Sat 29 Mar, 2003 02:40 am
Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!


boot?less
Pronunciation: (bOOt'lis), [key]
?adj.
without result, gain, or advantage; unavailing; useless.
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pueo
 
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Reply Sat 29 Mar, 2003 02:46 am
we revolutionary types have no use for learning.
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dlowan
 
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Reply Sat 29 Mar, 2003 04:13 am
Shocked

Rolling Eyes
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TerryDoolittle
 
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Reply Sat 29 Mar, 2003 06:26 am
OY! Doubtful this digression could degrade any deeper.

<Hiding the cats>
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oldandknew
 
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Reply Sat 29 Mar, 2003 07:02 am
Where is Dr. Doolittle when you need him most
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dlowan
 
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Reply Sat 29 Mar, 2003 07:40 am
degrade? degrade is in the eye of the beholder!
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