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A "How It Works: It's Hamsters All the Way Down!" Digression

 
 
SealPoet
 
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Reply Sun 16 Mar, 2003 07:26 am
Dilitheum Hamsters?

Aren't, like, hamsters just tribbles with feet?
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dlowan
 
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Reply Sun 16 Mar, 2003 07:29 am
The hamsters are not the dilithium crystals - but they DO place and calibrate them.

Tribbles turned out to be useful for nothing except trilling and cuddling - they are like useless, footless, dumb hamsters - but waaaay cute -as long as they do not breed too much.

We tried lemmings...but...well, it was toooo sad.....
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dlowan
 
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Reply Sun 16 Mar, 2003 07:31 am
Jerry - LOL! HOW did they get in there?

Hey - I played your Canada thing. You are still alive, so I gather Bethie and Blatham have not done so....
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JerryR
 
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Reply Sun 16 Mar, 2003 07:34 am
never mind,..monger already posted it Embarrassed
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JerryR
 
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Reply Sun 16 Mar, 2003 07:36 am
hehehe,..tis not MY Canada Song,..(I just think it's funny,...any song with the lyric: "Bacon Loving Bastards", has a place on my playlist!!,..and it's just in good fun!)
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dlowan
 
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Reply Sun 16 Mar, 2003 07:54 am
Heehee - I agree.

There's just something naturally funny about hamsters, isn't there?

And Canajuns...........running.............duck and cover......
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JerryR
 
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Reply Sun 16 Mar, 2003 08:18 am
http://www.sillyanimals.com/hampsterfunpage/tennisham.jpg
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JerryR
 
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Reply Sun 16 Mar, 2003 08:20 am
These guys have to stay in great shape, to keep things runnin!!

http://www.sillyanimals.com/hampsterfunpage/strongham.jpg
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TerryDoolittle
 
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Reply Sun 16 Mar, 2003 09:49 am
Oh dear, oh dear......I'm sure Craven and Jespah will be hearing from PETA soon..... I just figured the whole thing was running on Duracell batteries and duct tape....and cream cheese.
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JerryR
 
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Reply Sun 16 Mar, 2003 10:05 am
Oh NO!!

An escape from the "Able2Know" sweatshops:

http://www.tiggypig.com/acatalog/jailhouse.jpg
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dlowan
 
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Reply Sun 16 Mar, 2003 02:34 pm
PETA?

Just remember folks - no hamster porn here! The little fellas have standards!
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TerryDoolittle
 
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Reply Sun 16 Mar, 2003 04:38 pm
I figured that's why they were running in the first place.
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dlowan
 
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Reply Mon 17 Mar, 2003 01:47 am
Hmmmmmmmm - the hamsters at work rebelled today - the fur hit the funicular...
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margo
 
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Reply Mon 17 Mar, 2003 03:40 am
funiculi, funicular
funiculi, funicularrrrrrrrrr
Da da da da da
funiculi, funicularrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
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dlowan
 
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Reply Mon 17 Mar, 2003 03:53 am
hamsters....hamsters.....soprano hamsters.....
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the prince
 
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Reply Mon 17 Mar, 2003 04:02 am
Everything works because of divine intervention - where I work, nothing else except god can cause things to move !
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margo
 
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Reply Mon 17 Mar, 2003 04:37 am
I just played JerryR's Canada song - I'll be behind that big plant over there - watching and waiting.....
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dlowan
 
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Reply Mon 17 Mar, 2003 06:24 am
Speaking of the fur hitting the funicular!
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JerryR
 
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Reply Mon 17 Mar, 2003 06:58 am
It's all part of my master plan! Twisted Evil (laughing maniacly)
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dlowan
 
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Reply Mon 17 Mar, 2003 07:31 am
Oh yes? Please, explicate the details of this wondrous machine so we mere mortals, human and Lilliputian and hamster alike, may see ans wonder.

Cos, from where I am sitting, I just see little chunks of Jerry R flying in a maelstrom of Bethie and Blatherness!
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