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Never Marry a REALLY Hot Men?

 
 
spendius
 
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Reply Wed 25 May, 2005 05:32 pm
A short brisk walk away.
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spendius
 
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Reply Wed 25 May, 2005 05:33 pm
And a fu**cking long way back.
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littlek
 
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Reply Wed 25 May, 2005 05:44 pm
Aaaaah, here's our, er, man...?

http://images.art.com/images/PRODUCTS/large/10102000/10102672.jpg
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spendius
 
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Reply Wed 25 May, 2005 05:50 pm
The Olympic Committee wouldn't accept that as proof of entitlement to take part in the women's shot putt.
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spendius
 
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Reply Wed 25 May, 2005 05:52 pm
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
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ehBeth
 
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Reply Wed 25 May, 2005 05:53 pm
He's on Broadway right now. I'd love to get tickets. Maybe in the autumn. <sigh>
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littlek
 
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Reply Wed 25 May, 2005 05:55 pm
mmmhmmhmm
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extra medium
 
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Reply Wed 25 May, 2005 07:24 pm
Lord Ellpus wrote:
extra medium wrote:
She, embarrassed, quickly gathered her clothes and ran off into the night, mumbling something about how Spendius's transgression would cause her to take on a new and duller life as one Lord Ellpus.



HARRRRUMPH! Absolute Balderdash and poppycock. I am about the most macho man in England.
I cannot make my reply too wordy, as I have just finished getting ready to go out for the evening, in order to attend a very formal function.
However, I shall be contacting my Barrister in the Morning.


By the way, how do I look.......


http://k.domaindlx.com/itsmeagain2/t1.jpg


Fabulous, Dahling!

You might want to powder the shorts just a bit, the diminutive shiny button in the middle betrays your....one area that Brits are widely known to be lacking in...its eternally regrettable and yes probably the source of the "shrinking" of your "empire," but there is no reason to trumpet your embarrassingly small jewels for the rest of the world to mock. Use powder dahling. Learn from Sophia Loren: half of being sexy is what you have, the other half is what people think you have. You show too much, you move to fast as spendius says, and you overwhelm us with your blatant sex appeal. Enchant us with your mysterious ways! Powder it down a notch please.
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Ethel2
 
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Reply Wed 25 May, 2005 07:33 pm
CalamityJane wrote:
Not to my house Wink

Even pleasurable things become a nuisance after 3 hours.


Only three hours? Geez, what are you anemic? Laughing
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extra medium
 
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Reply Wed 25 May, 2005 07:47 pm
Lola wrote:
CalamityJane wrote:
Not to my house Wink

Even pleasurable things become a nuisance after 3 hours.


Only three hours? Geez, what are you anemic? Laughing


I know. Something wrong. Laughing
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Ethel2
 
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Reply Wed 25 May, 2005 07:52 pm
Setanta wrote:
A buck two nintey eight, at least . . .


I'll contribute..........

don't want to miss this...Beth, does he really have a kilt or is he engaging in untruth in advertising?
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CalamityJane
 
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Reply Wed 25 May, 2005 07:55 pm
Lola wrote:
Only three hours? Geez, what are you anemic?




Exactly!

You know Lola, we Europeans are just sissy Wink
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extra medium
 
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Reply Wed 25 May, 2005 07:58 pm
CalamityJane wrote:
Exactly!

You know Lola, we Europeans are just sissy Wink


Thats what I was afraid of. Can't beat good ol' American hardware.

Well I was counting the 2.9 hours of movie and dinner in the 3 hours. That does count, right?
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CalamityJane
 
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Reply Wed 25 May, 2005 07:59 pm
You should have become a politician extra.

I did read your previous post before you edited it Very Happy
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Ethel2
 
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Reply Wed 25 May, 2005 08:01 pm
and what did it say?
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Ethel2
 
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Reply Wed 25 May, 2005 08:03 pm
And I'd like to know who among us would marry any but a hot man? What would we want a cold one for?
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Ethel2
 
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Reply Wed 25 May, 2005 08:06 pm
extra medium wrote:
CalamityJane wrote:
Exactly!

You know Lola, we Europeans are just sissy Wink


Thats what I was afraid of. Can't beat good ol' American hardware.

Well I was counting the 2.9 hours of movie and dinner in the 3 hours. That does count, right?


Hardware's hardware, I always say.......American, Canadian or European. It's how they swing the bucket anyway.
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CalamityJane
 
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Reply Wed 25 May, 2005 08:10 pm
Lola wrote:
And I'd like to know who among us would marry any but a hot man? What would we want a cold one for?


Yes, salute to that!
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extra medium
 
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Reply Wed 25 May, 2005 08:11 pm
Lola wrote:
And I'd like to know who among us would marry any but a hot man? What would we want a cold one for?


Well if I had to marry a man, I'd prefer he not be horny all the time, thank you very much. I think I'd lose interest in sex after marriage... :wink:
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extra medium
 
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Reply Wed 25 May, 2005 08:13 pm
CalamityJane wrote:
You should have become a politician extra.

I did read your previous post before you edited it Very Happy


Damn you are too fast!

Okay, I can see we need to just ssssllllowwwww things dowwwnnnn CJ. I promise.

3 hours will go by and you won't even notice. Its like when you're watching the best movie you ever saw in your entire life. Yes, you're 2.5 hours into the masterpiece, but you don't EVER want it END. Ever been there? :wink:
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