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Never Marry a REALLY Hot Men?

 
 
CalamityJane
 
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Reply Fri 27 May, 2005 03:12 pm
Thank you Mathos, but you probably mean just-a-bubbling-brooke instead of me. She's young, I am
just young at heart.

Francis Wink

extra medium, you should know by now that no
strategy works with me.
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JustBrooke
 
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Reply Fri 27 May, 2005 03:30 pm
Actually - I have to ask how old does a woman have to be to become sexy?

Most people mistake me for being about 19 (tis a curse!) But I'm not. I'm out of college and I have my career going, and well, let's just say that If you were to guess me at 25 you would still be wrong.......but much closer. :wink:

PS- I do thank you though, Mathos. http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v37/heavens_just_a_kiss_away/14.gif
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Mathos
 
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Reply Fri 27 May, 2005 03:31 pm
Appologies CJ.. you must have been on my mind! I think 'the curlers' did it.
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Setanta
 
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Reply Fri 27 May, 2005 03:32 pm
Ooops, wrong thread . . .
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Mathos
 
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Reply Fri 27 May, 2005 03:36 pm
You amaze me.

However, you will one day become fully aware of just how privileged you are to look so young! If you carry the pattern of 'non aging' through your life, and no doubt you will young lady. You will be the most sexually attractive beautiful woman of any age, and if your married, I would advise your husband to take real good care of you. You do not look old enough to be married though !. Listen, better be an old man's darling, than a young man's slave! Give me a shout if that goes home with interest. (Smiles knowingly) :wink:
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Francis
 
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Reply Fri 27 May, 2005 03:39 pm
Setanta wrote:
Ooops, wrong thread . . .


Why, one cannot speak of hot New York women here?
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extra medium
 
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Reply Fri 27 May, 2005 04:01 pm
justa_babbling_brooke wrote:
Actually - I have to ask how old does a woman have to be to become sexy?


18, where I am at.

You is plenty old enough. Thats not the problem.

You just need to be "whipped" into shape.

I think you need just a little discipline from and appreciation for A REALLY Hot Men.

Now get over here. Now. :wink:

Ya wild thang. Just cause LionTamer can't tame 'em, doesn't mean they cain't be tamed...

{famous last words}
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JustBrooke
 
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Reply Fri 27 May, 2005 04:29 pm
Mathos.......Again, I thank you, kindly. Very sweet of you. (smiles back) :wink:

Very Happy

EM? ......... I only allow the hottest of hotties to spank me. But they have to be able to make me purr first. :wink:
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extra medium
 
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Reply Fri 27 May, 2005 04:32 pm
justa_babbling_brooke wrote:
EM? ......... I only allow the hottest of hotties to spank me. But they have to be able to make me purr first. :wink:


Start purring, darling. I'll bring the whips out later, much later. After we make a scene walking the High Street. I think this calls for a leash. Ever see someone walk down the street with their cat on a leash? We'll make a scene, sounds like a dream. Don't you think a naughty purring platinum haired siamese cat would be a smashing accessory for my new hair and dress? :wink:

http://www.mortonbeebe.com/bookdesc/bookimages/sfbw/transvestites-lc.jpg
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LionTamerX
 
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Reply Fri 27 May, 2005 04:39 pm
extra medium wrote:

Just cause LionTamer can't tame 'em, doesn't mean they cain't be tamed...

{famous last words}


I said I could not tame psycho's EM, hotties are a whole different animal. :wink:
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extra medium
 
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Reply Fri 27 May, 2005 04:39 pm
I'd even let you wear a diamond studded collar for your leash.

Well ok, perhaps rhinestone. We'll speak of diamonds later.

The leather has lots of shiny chrome though, that would go nicely with your hair.
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JustBrooke
 
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Reply Fri 27 May, 2005 04:40 pm
Sorry darlin'.

That doesn't purrrr-tain to me. Ain't nobody wearin' a dress, spankin' me. Evil or Very Mad
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extra medium
 
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Reply Fri 27 May, 2005 04:41 pm
LionTamerX wrote:
extra medium wrote:

Just cause LionTamer can't tame 'em, doesn't mean they cain't be tamed...

{famous last words}


I said I could not tame psycho's EM, hotties are a whole different animal. :wink:


Are you actually claiming justa_babblingbrooke is not a First Class Psycho? Proof. We demand Proof here, good man.
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extra medium
 
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Reply Fri 27 May, 2005 04:44 pm
justa_babbling_brooke wrote:
Sorry darlin'.

That doesn't purrrr-tain to me. Ain't nobody wearin' a dress, spankin' me. Evil or Very Mad


Okay, okay, not so fast!

Geez.

How about if I change into my tight designer jeans that hypnotizes you with its contents, black T-shirt (displaying my suprisingly well-muscled torso), along with my spiked EMO hairdo, very expensive yet understated black retro-techno Italian shoes. I'll even remove my painstakingly applied makeup to reveal the face of a movie star. A movie star that makes women weak in the knees.

Then, then should I be prepared to spank? Twisted Evil
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spendius
 
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Reply Fri 27 May, 2005 04:50 pm
C.J.

If I rubbed my ellbow for that long I would think I was getting a bit too daft for comfort.
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extra medium
 
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Reply Fri 27 May, 2005 04:54 pm
spendius wrote:
C.J.

If I rubbed my ellbow for that long I would think I was getting a bit too daft for comfort.


Sounds like you tried it.

What were you "rubbing" it with?

You must be a bit better endowed than I once thought....

...my apologies...I guess we should re-name you something along the lines of "DonkeyBoy." Who knew Spendie was packing? That explains his damn superior stance...and his "stiff & stilted" walk and talk.
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spendius
 
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Reply Fri 27 May, 2005 05:31 pm
EM:-

Why does it sound like I tried it?I used to have segs on my ellbows.

C.J. was probably having a segs joke.
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LionTamerX
 
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Reply Fri 27 May, 2005 05:38 pm
extra medium wrote:
LionTamerX wrote:
extra medium wrote:

Just cause LionTamer can't tame 'em, doesn't mean they cain't be tamed...

{famous last words}


I said I could not tame psycho's EM, hotties are a whole different animal. :wink:


Are you actually claiming justa_babblingbrooke is not a First Class Psycho? Proof. We demand Proof here, good man.


You leave Brooke's good name out of... I was merely saying that there are some beasts I can tame, and some that are psycho and untamable.
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extra medium
 
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Reply Fri 27 May, 2005 06:08 pm
Sorry, don't shoot. I just noticed you have a gun. Must be American.

my apologies...
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extra medium
 
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Reply Fri 27 May, 2005 06:10 pm
spendius wrote:
EM:-

Why does it sound like I tried it?I used to have segs on my ellbows.


ewwww...and just when I was about to lighten up on the "homo Anglo" thing. Did you find your partners in the pub or the bath house, or pray tell, that new A2K pub?
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