The Great Lactaid Challenge

must be close to dead - or summat!

Kicky -- you alive? Fart once for yes, twice for no.

I don't know exactly how to spell out the fart noise, so I guess I'll just answer in italian. Si, Sto vivendo!

Me voy a tirar un pedo.

Hey, that's spanish, not italian! What's that mean? I'm guessing it means something idiomatic, because nearest I can translate, it seems to be, "I am going to pull my foot."

pull your leg?

Maybe...

no, he said he's going to "shoot a fart" (the verb is actually to pull, and is used as in drawing a bow and shooting). The french "throw a fart," lancer un pet.

I am always learning at a2k...

I was starting to wonder if I was going to learn anything new on A2K today. Thank god you and P-dog were here.

Yeah, I'm always afraid I'll learn something new on A2k also.

Maybe if they could put it in the future tense, it would be more useful.

i.e. I am going to throw a fart.
He is going to throw a fart.


I always appreciate being given notice.
Gives me a chance to run.

"Me voy a tirar un pedo" es en el tenso futuro. (Yo invento palabras....) "Tiro un pedo" is happening right now, but the timing is very difficult.

ebeth's dog, cleo, is best at this. she "does IT" and thereafter looks at everyone else accusingly ... sort of like : "me ? never !" with a slight grin and toothy smile . hbg

Is he dead yet?

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When you are lactose intolerant this is EXACTLY how you feel. And it hurts. And you can't wait to fart to let the pressure out. But it's dangerous. Push too hard and...oops...

Kicky, with ice cream I have to take two of the Fast Act pills. They are basically double the dose in each pill. Ice cream really does a bad thing to me...so I have it maybe every 6 months. And watch it...if you eat too much dairy too many times a week you will still get sick, even if you take the pills. It builds up or something....

Also, try Dairy Ease milk. It's real milk with the enzyme already added so you can drink it, or eat cereal with it, safely! And it tastes like milk because it is milk! I hate soy. Gross.

I am assuming that you are still alive today?

Hey, that picture = me + lettuce or me + omelet, so I share your pain. Me + omelet + coffee + cigarette is just to explosive to contemplate.

And yet -- it's damn funny.

Kicky?