The power of words

Well thats nice.

Glad to see even another Brit agrees that "some" Brits are snoots?

So its not just an American-British thing, smorgs?

come'on smorgs, tell us how you really feel about spendius?

and sweet spendius, please give us a wink and do the same for us--how do you truly feel about smorgs?

Give us a treat, we beg of you. ?



(ps: Thank you sweetest spendius for noting my testosterone levels. Believe me I am all male--but I have learned to get in touch with my femine side a bit--I have learned the more beautiful choice ladies like that in their man. But not to worry, I can get down and be a stupid shallow one dimensional American thug when necessary.)

Yeah,I bet you can.

Some silly t**t once suggested I get in touch with my distaff whatsit so I asked the barmy b*****d,just for the sake of a scientific enquiry,I am a scientist you know,I have a double first with a knob on each end in c***ology and a dictorate in mammography for which you have to be able to get a 46 double D cup off in less than 1.62 seconds and hide it out of sight down the cushions with one hand while turning up the Rachmanninov with the other,and you might not believe this but I can assure you that it is true we couldn't bloody well find it anywhere.We looked up my pants legs and inside my shirt and we even went outside and looked in the boot(trunk in Outlands) of my car but it was a hopeless quest which actually turned out a good thing because the silly t**t was a scientist herself with "Come To Mummy" tits and she said she was just checking because she didn't want to be doing what we then started doing with some namby-pamby big girl's blouse.She said there were enough big girl's blouses around as it is and she didn't want to see anymore competition.She had seen L'Homme Qui Aimez Les Femmes you see.I think that period set in motion a process which caused me to suffer a detached retina and that was a bit of an experience as well.
I did ask why it was 1.62 seconds and was told it was because it was twice 0.81 which is 12 more than the magic number and the examinatrix liked that number because it had significance for her for some reason I could never fathom.12 I mean.

Now smorgie.Ernest Jones I think it was once told good old Sigmund what the best treatment was for his patients in preference to spending all afternoon beating around the bush and he claimed it was a universal palliative.Science is not so crude as it was then and I think eostrogen levels have to be taken into account along with phases of the moon and that sound you can get out of a pack of cards by fast riffling applied to a wad of large denomination currency notes.Those are variables which it is impossible to estimate from where I am so I will have to pass until such time as the blank spaces have been filled in on the gant chart although I will stick my neck out and have a guess on the currency note riffle function.It has been suggested by other scientists in c***ology that if the riffle sounds like two packs of cards the moon and the eostrogen asymptote with insignificance.

Will that do?

LOL! Top shelf, dahling!

Spendie, you have a promising career waiting for you in the area of writing pornography for homosexual men (sometimes wrongly referred to as "gay"--spendius doesn't like that term though).

Looking forward to smorg's reply... :wink:

Jolly Good Show, Bloody Good on ya, and Tally Ho! Onward! Smorg, where you at? Shy now? Defend thyself!

This site does not recognise the term "gay men".

"Gay" is a beautiful word with happy literary associations going back a very long time and it has been stolen from the tool box of wordsmiths by a bunch of folks who didn't care for the traditional designations of their activities.

Spendius,

You and your dirty English mind. How do you know that I didn't mean "very happy men?" :wink:


In any case sorry if I offended, I fixed it.

I must awaaa-ah to my external and internal ablution.I will try to return.

Ask Setanta to find a nice traditional use of "gay"We might be able to steal it back.

We went gambolling gaily over the moors
Miss Emily and I
And falling into a sleepy hollow
The last thing I heard was a sigh.

Something like that,only tastier.

F**k Off Splendius.

That's how Mancunians defend themselves...

Let's 'ave some then - if you think yer 'ard enough!

smorgs:-

I retired a while back when it finally sunk into my thick skull that not only was it doing my head in but also I wasn't properly appreciated.

I escaped,like my namesake,and am no longer under the whip and any insults you direct my way are easily seen to be mere strategies deployed in order to retain as many saps as possible in thrall to the dubious charms of the 15 minutes a month zapper trick.

You could,of course,call into question the latest research which I referred to but the funding authority for that research is the proper place to make your submissions.

Personally,I think you might place the blame at the door of organised feminism because things were much better before they got started.I can remember taking Mrs Whiteside's sweet little daughter into a hayfield one summer's evening and....oh it would take all night just in the telling.

hmmm... <head down, scribbing some notes, arguing with others ringside, scribbles some more>

Round 1 (begrudingly) to Spendius.

Its a classic matchup between the cerebral upper crust and the down & dirty streetfighter. Alas, the crowd is disappointed in the match thus far, some already demanding their money back.

Discontent, unrest, and general disapproval in the stands for both contestants... dark murmurs, booing and catcalls can be heard...

Hey wait a minnit!

Does spendius = smorgs?

They joined within 3 days of each other, both from UK...

hey! stop arguing with yourself and go see Dr. Froid! ?

(that oughta offend both of 'em equally, and maybe get them to show us what they are really made of) :wink:

My manager said I had to take it easy for a bit and let my opponent punch herself out and if I take her in the fifteenth that's best because we get a percentage of the advertising after the tenth.We also have a wager or two on.What's the betting there?If she gets disqualified for kicking and biting or anything suspicious below the belt she forfeits not only her dignity but her share of the purse.

Don't worry lads-it's a piece of piss.

How long an absence from the thread constitutes a retirement?

Yes, I too noticed the similar dates...not that I was looking at his profile or anything

Really, there is no correlation.

Had I been smorgs,which I might well not mind having a go at if the Good Lord sees fit and rewards me for my virtuous life with such a blessing,I would have had a proper avvie.It would be arranged in such a way that if smorgs comes back as me,the Good Lord does like jests like the rest of us,this contest might have a different result.

Good Lord,seeing as we are getting metaphysical,smorgs might have been Mrs Whitesides dad and thus know my best shots as well as having a grudge.My manager never thought of that.Thanks for----(Milan have just scored---) the tip.I'll go consult.

Notice the difference in style in those two responses to your ridiculous suggestion.Different class.

I told you-I'll walk it.

Very well, very well. You two are different after all.

So different in fact, it appears now you are what? Kissing and making up between rounds? And the talk of the below the belt stuff and becoming one another.

Good gawd. This is going to turn into a different sort of event altogether.

Oddly enough, the crowd's interest is perking up at this turn of events, though! :wink:

We may have to change the venue to the Relationships Board.

I think there's a thread there called something like "Englishmen are so Charming, But Do any of them Actually Like Women? I Mean, They Seem Somehow Sexless"

Notice also the denial of any improper suggestions that she might have taken a sly peep at my profile which is a bit Augustan I'll have you know.

Who would believe such a bare-assed piece of nonsense like that.I claim round two on one red card.

your supposed to leave a space after commas!

Anyone who would suppose that Spendius would leave a space after a comma, or a period, for that matter--would not simply be suppositious, but foolishly so.

You musn't do that.Change the thread indeed!I try not to do indignant.

This is real philosophy unlike that drivel they do in the walled off ivory towers.

After all,there isn't a person on earth or a trend in population statistics (is it "which" or "who"--you be sorting that out while I watch the match for a bit).
You could try finishing the sentence if you fancy.

...it's keyboard etiket (don't you know)

I am, after all, an educated woman. I have Pitmans Elimentary typewriting - I always ensure it's listed on my C.V. As me Mam was very proud of me! That certificate was displayed for donkey's years in 'the front room'. She would point it out to any visitors, usually with a "I knew she'd go far, our Sarah - that's why 'er Dad said give 'er a posh name".