Some Quotes i found about religion :
A religion without the element of mystery would not be a religion at all. ~Edwin Lewis
All religions are the same: religion is basically guilt, with different holidays. ~Cathy Ladman
God made so many different kinds of people. Why would he allow only one way to serve him? ~Martin Buber
Most men's anger about religion is as if two men should quarrel for a lady that neither of them care for. ~George Savile, Marquess de Halifax
I considered atheism, but there weren't enough holidays. ~Author Unknown
There are three religious truths: 1) Jews do not recognize Jesus as the Messiah. 2) Protestants do not recognize the Pope as the leader of the Christian faith. 3) Baptists do not recognize each other in the liquor store or at Hooters. ~Author Unknown
Philosophy is questions that may never be answered. Religion is answers that may never be questioned. ~Author Unknown
The more I study religions the more I am convinced that man never worshipped anything but himself. ~Richard Burton
Religion is a fashionable substitute for Belief. ~Oscar Wilde
Men will wrangle for religion; write for it; fight for it; die for it; anything but live for it. ~C.C. Colton
There is a story, which is fairly well known, about when the missionaries came to Africa. They had the Bible and we, the natives, had the land. They said "Let us pray," and we dutifully shut our eyes. When we opened them, why, they now had the land and we had the Bible. ~Desmond M. Tutu
The biblical account of Noah's Ark and the Flood is perhaps the most implausible story for fundamentalists to defend. Where, for example, while loading his ark, did Noah find penguins and polar bears in Palestine? ~Judith Hayes
The Bible may be the truth but it's not the whole truth and nothing but the truth. ~Samuel Butler
No man ever believes that the Bible means what it says: He is always convinced that it says what he means. ~George Bernard Shaw
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