That sounds like a life sentence to me, surely you're not that desperate are you?
Locked in a cell for five years with KiwiChick, that's akin to paradise Dutchy, you don't thing I'd find it difficult do you?
Knowing KiwiChic, a former Miss New Zealand, it'll be a breeze for you Mathos. She was around somewhere this morning, do you need an introduction when I find her?
I am fortunate enough to know her quite well Dutchy, she is 'quite a little darling' to be honest with you, were you unaware of our friendship?
I had no idea, I've got to hand it to you, you are a smooth operator, any tips you can pass on?
Would you like to join my academy for instruction Dutchy, you could get good at it and open a franchise in Oz, I could give you a first class deal?
My colorful past prohibits me from setting up a business in Oz but thanks for the offer. Perhaps a personal visit to your academy may be better. Is that in order with you?
No problem there Dutchy, you can have a ball in that particular venue the beers good too, do you enjoy the odd Guiness?
Too right I do, will give it a good nudge whilst overthere, perhaps the two of us can do the old Aussie pub crawl. What do you think of that idea?
Sounds the perfect introduction to Lancashire Pubs for you Dutchy, We can kick off at the Eagle & Child, Roebuck, Little Stars, Plungington, Four Lane Ends and The Guardsman. After that a trip to one of the night clubs should get you in a good mood, cabaret, (good comedian) and a few more Guiness, how is it sounding so far?
(Having comp probs Dutchy, going to try & service it, catch you later mate)
Sounds the perfect introduction to Lancashire Pubs for you Dutchy, We can kick off at the Eagle & Child, Roebuck, Little Stars, Plungington, Four Lane Ends and The Guardsman. After that a trip to one of the night clubs should get you in a good mood, cabaret, (good comedian) and a few more Guiness, how is it sounding so far?
(Having comp probs Dutchy, going to try & service it, catch you later mate)
What's going on here, nobody has had a question for three days?
Could they have more important things to do?
Do you think perhaps we already have the answers?
Didn't they tell you, we all went to see Santa?
Why didn't anyone invite me to come along?
Who gave Santa a black eye?
Did somebody tell you that I did that?
Apparently he had been ho ho ho'ing around somebody's house whilst they were having a kip, he or she came out and thumped him: Do you often thump old men with white hair and beards, dressed in red?
