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drunk :drunk:drunk What makes you think we're pissed off?
They must be jumping to conclusions Dutchy!
We can take our time getting nicely drunk and tell a tale or two, isn't that what it's all about when a couple of good old guys get on one?
Absolutely, just don't understand women jumping to conclusions, do you?
No, and they always think their conclusion is correct, they think it's gospel.
Little darlings though, aren't they?
Why aren't you answering questions with questions instead of answering them and then asking a question?
Not me Dutchy, I reckon the newbies might be a bit baffled coming on here for the first time.
Have they paid you the entrance fee and filled in the questionnaire yet?
There has been no one at the door collecting. Where have all the bouncers gone?
Isn't Sturgis meant to be watching the rules are adhered to; Will you remind me to hit him with a piece of smelly wet cod later?
Is that who was supposed to be watching the door?
Don't bring violence into the thread Mathos, much better to have a heart to heart talk to Sturgis, don't you think?
Hasn't he been neglecting his office though Dutchy, we should have employed a regular police officer to control the doors; do you agree?
I agree totally, how about a female cop?
I'm all for that Dutchy, hasn't kiwichick joined the force in NZ we could get her on free loan I reckon. Would you want me to take down her particulars?
Yes that will be fine, just a reminder, take down particulars only, nothing else, ok?
Gee whiz Dutchy, I have to check her over, you don't want to spoil my fun, do you?
Not at all Mathos, but you wouldn't want to take the risk by being thrown into the slammer by Kiwichick, do you?
If she was going to keep me company 24 hours a day, I'd take a five year spell, Do you think that is a sensible approach?
