Is that supposed to be funny, or an anti war memorandum?
Looks like Sweden are doing some sabre rattling with the Volvo as a secret weapon, do you think they stand a chance against the Shetland Islanders?
( Hi Dutch, you ok bud? Just a flying visit)
Aren't the Shetland Islanders a peaceful sort of a nation?
(G'day mate, roaming by myself presently, doing fine thanks)
I thought they were the descendents of the Vikings, as warlike as Clary. Is this not so?
What gives you the impression that I am warlike, you who make remarks like 'is that supposed to be funny?'?
Clary's clan. BBC Two:
Clary traces ancestors to the battlefields of World War One in Who Do You Think You Are?
Does that answer your question?
Did you know my grandfather was killed on the battlefield of Ypres? Does that make him or me warlike? Wasn't he just a poor conscript?
Isn't what you're doing tonight more interesting than some fusty old history?
Could cooking curry for a Swiss Capricorn chemist be interesting?
Wouldn't it depend on what interesting means?
Perhaps I may assist with an extract from the Encarta Dictionary:
Interesting (adjective)
1. Arousing curiosity, attracting or holding attention, or provoking thought
2. Enjoyable because of being varied, challenging, stimulating, or exciting
However, with the Swiss being a peace loving people, I can't see this working out, can you?
Don't the Swiss have to keep the area around the front gate neat and tidy by law?
Wouldn't that be typical?
It doesn't matter a single iota about that, the secret weapon of the Shetland Islanders will remove all traces of litter, graffiti, yob violence, cows with bells around their necks and those alcoholic hilariously amusing dogs complete with their kegs of brandy.
The Swiss in the meanwhile being busy in their peculiar short trousers and extra long thick wooly socks, blowing down enormous horns and yodelling at each other across the valley's will be no match for what is to follow.
Do you think we should inform Reuters of the forthcoming event, if only to take the heat of Messrs Bush and Blair?
Should we call the fire brigade?
Would the men in white coats be better equipped?
I rather think a Baghdad Court would be more applicable, would you like to be on the jury?
No I am not being in the jury Mr Mathos. I went once and the judge asked me a lot of questions and then he said I was not suitable and could go home and I was very sad, have you been on as jury Mr Mathos?
