Why am I not surprised at your story, Lyn? Were you asking the judge if he was happy?
Sentencing a bloke to life is no joke, have you ever seen a happy Judge?
No, but then I don't hang around courthouses... do you?
I'm no Lawyer or Court reporter, are you suggesting I'm a criminal?
Do you think I'm going to incriminate myself?
Are you pleading the Fifth?
Would that apply down under do you think?
Doesn't "anything goes" apply to virtual conversations?
Isn't that opening a dangerous can of worms?
What's a "dangerous can of worms" then when it's at home?
Simply another name for a hand grenade, you wouldn't want to be around when the pin is pulled on one of those would you ?
Are you out of your freakin' mind?
Well I have been accused of being a thoroughbred lunatic, would that constitute being out of my freaking mind?
If everybody who had been accused of being a lunatic was also out of their freaking mind wouldn't they mean the same thing you clunker?
I'm glad you don't decipher code, the country would be on it knees, have you been drinking all day?
I certainly have not, but I would like a glass of wine... however 1:pm is a bit early, don't you think?
Haven't I lived all my life in a happy haze assuring everyone that 1 pm is certainly not too early for a glass of wine?
Pour me something tall and strong
Make it a hurricane
Before I go insane
It's only one o'clock
But I don't care
It's five o'clock somewhere!
White or red Mame?
No, not if you are a Red Sox fan. The alcohol helps to dull the pain, is there any other way?
