No, only speed freaks suffer that ignominy, are you one?
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Are you sure that you haven't already drunk the fifth?
Are we drinking this early?
It's five o'clock somewhere, isn't it?
Wouldn't it be 5:10, wherever that was?
Pour me something tall and strong
Make it a hurricane before I go insane
It's only half past one, I know,
But it's five o'clock somewhere.
Was that Jimmy Buffet? Or Alan Jackson?
Or both?
Does it matter? Have you had a hurricane, the drink, in New Orleans? Where's mine?!
Won't I be drinking it in honor of N.O.?
Do you think Rita will strike?
Is she the one who comes on after Keith Olbermann?
Isn't that the hurricane hitting the Florida keys and is possibly headed for Texas?
How many hurricanes do you think will occur this year?
Are you asking us to guess?
Do you think that's a possibility?
Is the answer, my friend, blowing in the wind?
Are you talking up a storm?
Haven't you noticed the roaring thunder?
Is a strong front behind all this?
Is that better than a cold front? Wouldn't you rather a warm front?!
