Isn't this an all-time low?
Would you like to take this to the storm cellar?
Is it legal to lock someone in a trunk and leave?
What if I said I knocked them out first?
Did they consent before you knocked them out?
In that event, you understand, don't you, that in addition to unlawful restraint, you committed the crime of aggravated battery?
What if that was a true story?
Does it involve a real jail?
If it is a false story, would they get off clean?
If it isn't true, then it never happened, right?
Is that what you want to believe?
Why didn't you go with the dancing kitty?
Do you think I should change is again?
The green fairy is cool, but didn't you like the dancing kitty?
Can you believe I am tied between the two?
How did I get stuck at work reading a never ending question of a forum?
Is it because people like me started on of these and it caught your eye?
Could it be that I have a compuslive type of personality that compelled me to keep reading and posting?
