Is a frog's rear end waterproof?
Why do you think I would know?
Haven't you ever watched public TV?
Are you talking about Kermit?
Does Kermit have a green waterproof rear end?
Aren't they used to make necklaces?
Why, after considerable progress on my journey toward liberation, am I participating in a discussion about whether frogs have watertight rear ends?
Because you originally brought it up several pages back?
again...
Is it really necessary to pick on the size of my lawn chair?
Does it fit your rear end?
Should we move on to a topic that may enrich our experience here and move us closer to peace and reconciliation...for example, our former relationships with poultry?
Are you still mooning over that bird? Isn't that what you get for counting your chickens before they've hatched? Isn't it time to move on with your life? Have you learned not to put all your eggs in one basket?
Does it matter that I'm now a vegetarian and that I've gotten rid of all my leather (except the toys)?
Are you ever going to return the ones I lent you last year?
You loaned him vegetables? And you want them back?
ATB, aren't you developing a crush on the eggplant? Haven't you been fondling the cucumber?
Can we not embrace the sensualness of salad greens?
Do you prefer them dressed or undressed?
