What is on the other side?
Because the chicken had prayed fervently all night and at dawn Jehovah had told it to cross the road, saying "Verily, thou shallt crosseth the roadeth," and the chicken crossed the road, and Jehovah saw, and saw that it was good?
Or there was a feed lot across the street?
... or because that's what chickens do?
Whatever happened to the hen?
Suppose Gus got ahold of her?
Isn't that a worrysome thought?
Perhaps the chicken crossed the road to get away from Gus?
Or Gus is enjoying his chicken/hen as we speak?
Anyone else hungry for KFC?
Ooh! Are you going? Would you get me some original recipe?
Kentucky Fried Chicken... (shhhhhhhhh, you won't let little Penny hear that, will you?)
Does KFC stand for anything else?
Would it be funny if that was true?
It wouldn't be if you were the Colonel, now would it?
Ohmygod...would you believe I just accidently microwaved the mother of my love-child?
Don't you feel like a cannibal?
