Well...didn't I have leftover stuffing that was going bad...?
You microwave stuffed chickens?
Do you feel like Jeffrey Dahmer?
Do I have to go into the exact sequence of events?
Shouldn't you notify someone?
O.K...I'm notifying...are you available for a nice Cornish Hen dinner?
Would you believe I've lost my appetite?
But doesn't that sound nice?
Do you add a lot of salt to the dish?
Is there no hope for my redemption?
Have I not just discovered my dog has fleas?
Are you going to cook them in the microwave?
Do you know the tune as well?
No, but did you know you can tuna piano, but you can't tune a fish?!
Do you know, I didn't know that?
Aren't I just so glad to have informed you, my intrepid friend?
To cook the fleas in the microwave, wouldn't I have to get in there myself?
(I learned he has fleas by the presence of two fleas on my arm.. quick, apply the Advantage, fast fast fast..)
Ooooooohh, NOOOOOOOOO, you don't mean microwave my Pacco?
(he wouldn't fit, that's a good boy)
Would I suggest that you nuke Paco?
