You mean the pecking about his pecker?
Is the hen the male or the female?
Crazielady420 wrote:Is the hen the male or the female?
Omigod...don't do THAT to me...do you know what the punishment is for sleeping with same-sex poultry???
Is that a hard boiled question?
Okay...wouldn't it be honest of me just to admit it...that I've tried it...?
Do you often sleep with hens ATB?
Is once or twice a week "often"?
Is that "off t'en" or "on t'en"?
Who has been screwing chickens?
Are you trying to crack me up?
Would you just tell me where the damn chickens are?
Did humpty dumpty come from a hen?
Isn't my beloved a hen -- not a chicken, mister?
Has anyone seen my chicken condom?
Would the answer be eggsactly?
Does anyone else want scrambled eggs right now?
WHERE'S THE DAMN CHICKEN!!!?
gustavratzenhofer wrote:Has anyone seen my chicken condom?
Umm...excuse me...where can I purchase one of those...?
Why did the chicken cross the road?