the government is there for the people.
Oh, yeah.......
The US is a christian nation.
The houses of congress are called bordellos because they are peopled by prostitutes
Zoid is master of this sector of your galaxy.
Ha ha ha.
I will get to it tomorrow
Day trading is a great way to make money.
It's always best to be brutally honest when your wife asks you, "Does this make me look fat?"
It's always best to be brutally honest when you husband asks you "was it as good for you as it was for me?"
Your wife prefers you to just roll over and fall asleep after sex. She prefers to not answer questions or cuddle. Any action to the contrary is only peer pressure from her girlfriends. Just ignore her and it will stop.
My previous advice will lead to a long and happy marriage.
Boxers wear those things in their mouths...to keep from swearing at each other...while getting beat about the head.
Boxers are called boxers because that's what kind of underwear they wear.
Silly, everyone knows that boxers are called boxers because they have boxer dogs.
When a boxer's head becomes swollen...it just means that their brain is getting bigger.
Boxers make boxes in a big box factory.
Boxers are those people that come round to get drunk at your home on Boxing Day and then piss off again, leaving you to clear up their mess.
In all seriousness, boxers are those delightful little children that come to ones Castle drawbridge on Boxing day, collecting food for the needy.
I have tried dousing them with water from the ramparts, with little effect. Next year I shall heat up some cooking oil beforehand, in anticipation of their arrival.
Boxers are un-brief briefs
