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CalamityJane
 
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Reply Sat 19 Mar, 2005 04:10 pm
Oh! I thought the nickname "Spanky" had a deeper meaning.
My apologies.
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littlek
 
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Reply Sat 19 Mar, 2005 04:11 pm
Maybe he licks them AFTER.
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CalamityJane
 
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Reply Sat 19 Mar, 2005 04:13 pm
After the spanking?

I knew the British were such moral contemporaries.
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Lord Ellpus
 
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Reply Sat 19 Mar, 2005 04:20 pm
Oh, I'm sorry.....I was distracted......I was just giving our club physiotherapist (Ingrid) an Australian kiss.
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CalamityJane
 
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Reply Sat 19 Mar, 2005 04:22 pm
What's an Australian kiss? Down under?
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Lord Ellpus
 
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Reply Sat 19 Mar, 2005 04:23 pm
You got it !!
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Lord Ellpus
 
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Reply Sat 19 Mar, 2005 04:24 pm
Yes, its like a french one, but down under.

And then we had a 68.
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CalamityJane
 
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Reply Sat 19 Mar, 2005 04:26 pm
Very well, I should add this to the "What have you learned"
thread.

Back to the "untrue" things in life......

I've noticed, the English hate Polyester.
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Lord Ellpus
 
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Reply Sat 19 Mar, 2005 04:28 pm
We hate any sort of Parrot, whatever their name....ester, patricia....you name it.
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CalamityJane
 
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Reply Sat 19 Mar, 2005 04:31 pm
Lord Ellpus wrote:
And then we had a 68.


Mr. Green
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au1929
 
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Reply Sat 19 Mar, 2005 05:32 pm
Oral sex is not sex.
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Merry Andrew
 
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Reply Sat 19 Mar, 2005 05:39 pm
Prince Charles doesn't realy love that Bowes woman. He's just doing it to annoy his mother.
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CalamityJane
 
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Reply Sat 19 Mar, 2005 05:40 pm
Right! And he married Diana for love.


au1929, some people in higher offices might argue that Wink
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Green Witch
 
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Reply Sat 19 Mar, 2005 08:28 pm
"I did not have sex with that woman"
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Green Witch
 
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Reply Sat 19 Mar, 2005 08:30 pm
"There are W.M.D.s over there, we must attack."
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dyslexia
 
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Reply Sat 19 Mar, 2005 08:30 pm
"I did have sex with that woman"'
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djjd62
 
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Reply Sat 19 Mar, 2005 08:32 pm
to quote homer (simpson)

i'm not fat, it's glandular
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Merry Andrew
 
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Reply Sat 19 Mar, 2005 10:05 pm
To quote Garfield (the cat, not the president): "I'm not overweight; I'm underheight."
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Lord Ellpus
 
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Reply Sun 20 Mar, 2005 11:35 am
Persian cats love being shut into small cardboard boxes.
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Lord Ellpus
 
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Reply Sun 20 Mar, 2005 11:37 am
Persian cats find it impossible to damage one's genitalia whilst being placed into cardboard boxes
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