I'm going to recommend to Setanta that he have his hair done like the lord. I like it THAT much.
President Bush's election was due to the overwhelming vote he got from Atheists
...and he won the election with the majority vote, and without
wrong doings of a non corrupt-the-presidency-deciding
state like Ohio.
George W. Bush is probably the best President this country has ever produced, bar none.
The Iraqi's are going to put up a life sized sculpture of Pres. Bush in Baghdad to honor him as their great liberator.
Iraq has more electricity today than it did before the war.
We all know that 75% is more, don't we?
"it's 6 inches."
Sometimes the truth should be kept short.
The White House Sends Warm Congratulations to Veteran TV Journalist Dan Rather on the Occasion of His Retirement from the CBS Nightly News Anchor Chair
{Just received by E Mail}
ANCIENT ENGLISH FOLK CUSTOMS.
"THE FISH SLAPPING DANCE"
The fish slapping dance was in fact first invented in the form of a martial art in Alaska in about 50,000 BC. Warring tribes of Eskimos would attack one-another with frozen fish.
Depending upon the kind of fish, the frozen animal could inflict much pain on one's enemy, a well trained Ngaburaha (Eskimo form of Samurai), could indeed fell an untrained opponent with a simple frozen trout.
The dance was first introduced to England via the Vikings, who demonstrated its deadly effectiveness by severely injuring our King Wilfred the Weary, causing a bloodclot to the left ear due to "Herring Impact".
It is now performed outside the Tower of London, on the 3rd of each month, mainly for tourists.
Spamalot will be the greatest musical of all time.
(It will also be boooorrrrinngggg.)
The Hollywood remake of "The Italian job" was FAR superior to the original film.
<Hmm, the original sounds nifty (true)>
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0064505/
You can't make a tent out of concrete.
Christopher Columbus was a great man.
Its easy to skateboard as an adult
The movie is always better than the book.
The Focus is a really great car, and it only gets recalled because the people at Ford are such sticklers for perfection.
Of course that dress doesn't make you look fat.
Conversely,
You compare very well to the other men I've been with.
I am the greatest-looking guy in the world.
People never lie about themselves on internet bulletin boards.
kicky IS the greatest-looking guy in the world ;-) Right after GUS of course.
