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Fri 18 Mar, 2005 04:57 pm
Today I learned that if a man doesn't masturbate at least twice a week, his appendix will burst.
Let's learn a little something untrue every day. What can you share?
The best way to prevent spyware on your computer is to click on those "prevent spyware" advertisements.
I also just found out this little piece of information that most people do not know.
A human being can live for an indefinite amount of time on a diet of nothing but cheese and lollipops.
Now that is useful information!
Didja know you can play the stock market from your computer and do day-trading just through Pay-Pal at no risk whatever?
No, I didn't know that, either.
Thanks to Shewolf's thread, I learned that a man must stuff a toy banana in his pants and publicly flash the enormous bulge in order to have purpose and meaning in his life.
Never underestimate the power of an illusory erection.
MUST a man?
Oh my goodness - and to think I have been making do with a small carrot....
According to my mother, if I continue sleeping on my stomach, I will end up flat-chested.
(Of course, the fact that I am 50 years old and it hasn't happened yet.....)
Well, Eva - I am unable to see your chest in the photograph you have so kindly supplied - but may I say, from what I surmise, that I hope it does not turn out to be true in the long run.
Beer helps you lose weight!
All the calories in ice cream are at the bottom of the container; if you eat only the top half, you won't gain any weight.
Women love it when men fart in bed.
Hahahahahaha!!!
That's the funniest thing I've seen all day. Thanks, Green Witch.
Thank you - and I'm sure you've never been guilty of it.
And women think it's sexy when men have wet dreams on them.
Women never fake orgasms.
Women always have orgasms as soon as the guy does.
woman always have orgasms.
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