Haha, saved by the bell. We're in the "untrue" thread.
In this case, I agree with au1929.
Arkansas Woman Killed in Mistaken Rapture
by Elroy Willis
ARKANSAS CITY (EAP) -- A Little Rock woman was killed yesterday after
leaping through her moving car's sunroof during an incident best
described as a "mistaken rapture" by dozens of eye-witnesses.
Thirteen other people were injured after a twenty-car pile-up resulted
from people trying to avoid hitting the woman, who was apparently
convinced the rapture was occurring when she saw twelve people floating
up into the air, and then passed a man on the side of the road who she
believed was Jesus.
"She started screaming `He's back! He's back!' and climbed out through
the sunroof and jumped off the roof of the car," said Everet Williams,
husband of 28-year-old Georgann Williams who was pronounced dead at
the scene. "I was slowing down but she wouldn't wait till I stopped,"
Williams said. She thought the rapture was happening and was convinced
that Jesus was gonna lift her up into the sky," he went on to say.
"This is the strangest thing I've seen since I've been on the force,"
said Paul Madison, first officer on the scene. Madison questioned the
man who looked like Jesus and discovered that he was on his way to a
toga costume party, when the tarp covering the bed of his pickup truck
came loose and released twelve blow-up sex dolls filled with helium, which
then floated up into the sky.
Ernie Jenkins, 32, of Fort Smith, who's been told by several of his
friends that he looks like Jesus, pulled over and lifted his arms into the
air in frustration and said "Come back," just as the Williams' car passed
him, and Mrs. Williams was sure that it was Jesus lifting people up into
heaven as they drove by him.
"I think my wife loved Jesus more than she loved me," the widower
said when asked why his wife would do such a thing. When asked for
comments about the twelve sex dolls, Jenkins replied, "This is all just
too weird for me. I never expected anything like this to happen."
it's an urban legend, piece of fiction. still pretty damn funny. and it could have happened anywhere in the south.
Beer is good to spray on your monitor....
Love that story, Dag. It also reminded me of how important capitalization is. If it weren't for the capital letters, I'd be wondering just what exactly "a little rock woman" looks like.
British cuisine is the best!
(P.S. Dag, I am so sorry that story is not true, it would have made my day. I was getting ready to dress up as Mary and start wandering around southern expressways)
......................and everythings big in America.
The English have great teeth!
..............but not as good as the Americans
The English are the worst lovers in the world.
You should post something untrue Spanky.
If I found the delectable Teri Hatcher, dressed in leather, draped across my bed, playing with some kitchen utensils in a provocative manner, I would certainly not become aroused.
Loard Ellpus, which utensils do it for you - butcher knife or egg beater?
CalamityJane wrote:You should post something untrue Spanky.
OUTRAGED !! I consider myself to be an expert on sex, as I have now managed to get it down to thirty seconds.
Ellpus.
I think he's fond of the wooden spoons.
littlek wrote:Loard Ellpus, which utensils do it for you - butcher knife or egg beater?
Anything that is "non stick" really.
CalamityJane wrote:I think he's fond of the wooden spoons.
Only if I can lick them, my dear.
