....especially when they are alone.
Right, women never orgasm without men in the room with them.
That really is true.
I have heatedly argued that very point with many a woman in a bar drunk at 1:00 in the morning with drool spilling down my chin.
OOPs! I forgot the title of the thread
Let me get back on track:
When men drool - women melt.
<patting kicky on the head>
Those women wanted you really badly.
Everyone that goes into a casino walks out with more money than when they went in.
The pay out at casinos is always fair and aligns with statistics.
But state lotteries always give better odds than the syndicate.
kickycan wrote:
I have heatedly argued that very point with many a woman in a bar drunk at 1:00 in the morning with drool spilling down my chin.
copious amounts of alcohol make you witty and urbane
Cadbury Creme Eggs have good nutrative value.
I'm going to hit it big one of these days and win "The Lottery".
If one puts one's finger far enough up one's rectum, one can actually "milk" one's own prostate.
People are generally kind-hearted.
This is the best of all possible worlds.
Wot a bunch of cynical bastids!!!!
Lol!
Today one was advised to place a rather large potato into one's swimwear, in order to attract the ladies whilst on the beach. I found this to be totally false, and that it had quite the reverse effect.
I now think that I will change the plan slightly and place the potato down the FRONT next time.
Ellpus.
Spanky, I think a Banana or cucumber would be more appropriate, if it's effect you're looking for.
