who exists?

you are a funny man spendius. In a peculiar way of course.

Cheap Eyeshadow!

well its difficult to tell sometimes

It isn't me that's funny.It's the antics of the human race and especially those of the pompous majority whose self esteem is based upon their dignified airs and graces.

All proper comedy is based on puncturing them.Laurel and Hardy kill me.

Yeah, i dont like the pompous majority either.
Chavs.

One has been informed about the antics of chavs and chavettes, but one is not exactly sure of what one is being told.

Whats a chav?

You live in london and you dont know what a chav is?

I might recognise one when I saw one, but I dont know what the definition is

council house and violent?

I shall tell you.

The Common Chav.
(also known as the townie, scally, chorbanger, or defendant)
Chavs are low-life scum who think burbury goes with adidas tracksuits. Their natural habbitat includes places such as macdonalds, street corners and council estates, but can also be found in the local offy, and, for the more motivated and high flying chav, the job centre.
Chavs normally congregate in packs outside public places and upon benches, it is places such as here that the male chav will try to attract the female by smashing vodka bottles, smoking weed, or harassing old age pensioners.
The female chav tries to make herself attactive to the male buy wearing too much make up and adorning herself with tacky gold jewelry, known as 'bling'.
Chav acessories inlclude babies, weeny handbags and rap music c.d's. (The common chav is too poor to afford an ipod, although one can occasionally be stolen)
Although the current chav population in britain is thriving, it is questionable how long it will continue to do so.
If, as it has been warned, Adidas clothes company shuts down, then the chav will be forced to run naked, and will hopefull freeze as soon as we have a cold winter.

thanks pentangle

and bling
?

an ipod...KNOW THIS its a portable music cassette player isnt it!

Great word is "bling" to mean that.

Does it cover the Crown Jewels or do we see mystical significance in those?

Loved it Queenie.Brilliant.F**k the Sunday Times.

Who gave you a "B".Do you want me to hunt him down?

I should have said "her" because it was obviously an old bat who is jealous of your great legs.

Ha ha!
I do have good legs actually. But thats just because I'm tall.

Yes!!! Hunt them down!! Kill them all!!!
Lets all go on a big hunt to burn Edexel and AQA!!

As for the crown jewels, my opinion rests as follows:
They are very pretty. But royals are a bunch of inbred c**ts, and I dont see why they should get nice jewelry just from shagging their cousins.
They should give them to someone who actually deserves them, say.... me.

Steve:
Are you blind?
You live in London and yet you still dont know what any of this is? Its the new culture! I see enough of it and i live in bloody christchurch.

Here is a good example of bling for you dear:
http://www.pimpcostumes.com/images/products/BlingDollarRingGoldIceMd.jpg

and an ipod is not so much of a casette player, but a little device that stores up to 10000 songs on its hardrive. Like a mini computer.
Ask someone else for a better definition though, im not so good on the technical side of things.

"I see enough of it and i live in bloody christchurch."

that was very funny Queen P and gets my a2k award for the day.

What Steve-funnier than my Acronym?

Glad all is clear now.
What a privelege!

What acronym spendy?

Horray today is friday!! We all love friday!!!!

yep friday pm here too
yeah spendiferousperson, whats an acronym? Something a chav uses?

Apologies are in order.I meant Spoonerism.

I'm a bit of a fan of the Word Games and Trivia threads.There a good bunch of funsters on there from time to time.It's a brain gym.But like all gyms there are those who workout and those who go just for the crack.

A chav is unlikely to engage his mind with such things.(he he).

You have a dictionary I presume at your fingertips.

I know what I dictionary is thanks Spendy.

Queen P, your desire to erase Edexcel and AQA from the face of the earth is motivated by a professional interest I presume?

Its because they gave me B's.
Stupid b's.
Me and b's dont mix I have decided.
Alcohol didnt even kill the pain.
Although buying 4 dildos on my friends ebay account did cheer me up slightly. That was hillarious. He had to email them and tell them that he 'accidentally bid on them and didnt want them really.' Ha ha ha.

I am moving to London next year steve.
I dont live in America, I live in england, so it is quite likely that it would be friday for both you and me on friday, if you catch my drift.