who exists?

Well Mathos-

Julie Birchill (u),who is more famous than most of us,said that all she ever noticed was a "little local irritation" so I don't think she would be waiting for you to arrive on the scene.She was quite beautiful if you like fatties.

It may well be a male dominated forum but the four threads I spend most time on are striking for the paucity of male input apart from myself of course.

Seems to me Spendius 'Dear Chap' the women prefer to have you inside the tent 'pissing out,'

Than you be outside, 'pissing in.'

Dominic Lawson once told me the exact opposite.

Great minds think alike.

Great minds coagulate the small.

yay mathos loves me!! lols!!

Queenie, there is a kind of love called maintenance,
Which stores the WD40 and knows when to use it.


Admiration is my gist, and very special it be also.
I see you as a quest, similar to Jason taking the 'Golden Fleece'
Methinks the south looks inviting,
For once.

Hain't we got all the fools in town on our side?
and ain't that a big enough majority in any town?

The Adventures of Huck Finn.

SOMETHING RELATED TO THE THREAD:
hi! i was thinking bout something that spendius sed agees ago. which was that we have to believe in other people, that is the only way to they exist.
so, surely that is the same with god, the christian idea of faith. so surely if you believe in people then you should also believe in god?

Queenie:-

It depends what "God" means.

Not my cup of tea.

Spendius and Queenie,

God is dead: but considering the state the species Man is in, there will be caves, for ages yet, in which his shadow may be sown.

Die frohliche Wissenschaft

hi guys.
how long do u have to be a member of this thing before u can get the PM thing.

Hi Queenie:-

Where ya bin?We missed you.

To send PM's you need to do more posts.I don't know how many more though.

Have you something to hide from us?

why wud i have soemthing to hide spendy?

I have been on holiday in birmingham. great place.

Hi Queenie, welcome back.. Birmingham????

Yeah. Posh eh?
So how is every1???

Birmingham is a sight better than Lubbock or Lufkin, I'd say. However, there is a place in Texas called Uncertain, and that's a nice place to vacation, if you like to fish.

Can i ask all you lot what jobs you do in real life?
fair enough if u dont want to tell me (spendy)
But I would guess that lola works in an office, maybe spendius works from home???? (I dunno) and Mathos manages a golf course. Im probably way out though!

Queenie:-

Mathos couldn't run a golf course.The members would revolt at his instruction that they had to play with his balls rather than their own.

Like everybody else I work where I am.We gentlemen never ask ladies what they do for a living because we know they will only tell us a load of lies.

I would insist they play with my balls Professor Spendius, my golf course would be exclusively females.

As it is, I have never had the desire in my life to even consider such a lack lustre game. The development and enhancement of one's business skills and connections is the excuse the clown's make for playing it. I cannot believe, any sensible adult male could obtain enjoyment or pleasure in any shape or form by knocking a rubber sac, wrapped in million elastic bands, covered in dimpled plastic around a perfectly good grazing field.

Do you play Professor?

I don't actually.I can't understand a game where they have to have a flag to show them where the hole is.