The Pentacle Queen wrote:shut up mathos.
In actual fact i stuffed it in there because I was very drunk and i thought it would be funny. I would send you a link, but i can seperate the photos in the album on the net, so u may end up seeing quite a few u dont want to and there are some awfull ones of me on there. My friend eating dog food for example, not to mention my fat friend stripping off completely naked which wasnt exactly pleasant. he has breasts.
They should be amusing to view, let them rip Queenie. I was wondering, which brand of dog food was your friend eating.
Some years since, a chap who had been upsetting his wife was given 'tinned dog food' sandwiches for his working lunch. These were dressed up with salad, sauces etc.
The mans wife was revealing her tactics of 'woman's revenge' to her work colleagues.
"Shouldn't do that" one of them stated. "You could kill him."
A couple of weeks later, she went to her place of work in an extremely distressed state. "I Cannot work to-day, my husbands dead." She cried.
"Poisoned with the dog food?" enquired one of the ladies.
"No he got run over by a bus." She wailed.
"How did that happen?" Was the response.
"He was sat in the middle of the road, licking his dick, and this bus came and...."
