Kiddie funnies from Parenting Magazine.

Whos your daddy

We went to a local petting zoo and saw an espically large chicken , wich my son decided was the pappa . As we were walking out of the pen, a couple
approached and my husband held the gate open for them. My son warned them as they passed, " Watch out for Pappa, he has a really big pecker"


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Training Day

I was in a changing room at a crowded store with my potty training 2 yr old daughter. As i was pulling on some capris, she loudly announced " Now mommy, dont pee in THOSE pants!"

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Sinking Feeling

My 3 yr old son used a urinal for the first time in a mens bathroom at a crowded fast-food reataurant. He emerged from the bathroom with his father and shouted across the restaurant " MOMMA!!!! I peed in the SINK!"

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