Just for fun again...
I'm printing this whole article here because you need to have an account with the Tacoma News Tribune to get into it otherwise:
Rigorous research puts sweet Peeps in peril
PATRICK ENRIGHT/Pop Shots
Last updated: March 18th, 2005 08:38 AM
What it is: Well, duh. It's a Marshmallow Peep, that perennial Easter favorite.
A Marshmallow what?: Peep. For you newbies, the Peep is a fluffy, sickly sweet, usually bird-shaped confection that is sold in rows. Want to know more? Head to
www.peepresearch.org for a thorough scientific analysis of the creature and its habits, as well as photographic documentation of the research.
What you'll learn: Peeps are not found in polar regions because of their reactions to extreme cold (shattering). They're not soluble in water, acetone, sulfuric acid or sodium hydroxide, and while the exceedingly toxic solvent phenol causes near-total disintegration of the Peep, the creature's eyes appear to be impervious. Peeps have a high tolerance for both drinking and smoking, but combining the two (190-proof ethyl alcohol and Camel cigarettes) caused "a rapidly exothermic oxidation reaction, leading to a chemical and morphological divergence from the wild-type Peep phenotypes." Translation: They catch on fire.
How Peeps react to stressful stimuli: They roughly quadruple in size. The stressful stimuli in question are confined spaces and bright light, which were combined in the form of a microwave oven. This experiment is commonly performed by amateur scientists all over the nation.
PETA can breathe easily because: "Before any testing begins, all Peep subjects are thoroughly examined and sign a disclosure form explaining the potential risks of their volunteer service."
http://www.thenewstribune.com/soundlife/story/4699684p-4342866c.html