Today we've got no ice, just drizzle
And people, let me to tell you this'll
Make you gloomier than ice
Go on vacation- good advice
In fact some go amid the snow
And slide about, and laugh and shout
And go by sled and get all red
And apres-ski before their bed
It's not my scene, I'm much too stiff
And fragile, and I think that if
I tried it I would come to grief
My downhill run would be too brief
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dlowan
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Wed 18 Jan, 2006 02:31 pm
I don't think you was rightly trying...
Edit:
That was to Noddy!
McTag clearly WAS trying!
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Mame
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Sun 29 Jan, 2006 12:04 pm
I happ'ned upon this thread
Which seemed a trifle dead
Can it be revived
Now that I've arrived?
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McTag
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Sun 29 Jan, 2006 12:10 pm
Good for you, Mame, atta girl
Hava a go, give it a whirl
Doggerel composed before
For sure
Some dodgy, some iffy, some poor
Was very entertaining
And now with Mame in
We can write some more.
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Mame
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Sun 29 Jan, 2006 12:12 pm
I thought this was a doggerel thread
But lately it's real poetry instead
What's up with that, I ask of you
I hope you share, I wish I knew
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Mame
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Sun 29 Jan, 2006 12:16 pm
There are some talented people on this forum
A marvellous place where you don't need a quorum
I must go out in a bit, but I'll be back
I hope, McTag, you get this back on track...
Doggerel, I mean
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McTag
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Sun 29 Jan, 2006 12:30 pm
Metre, scansion, WTF
Let it all hang out- Lets's Truck!
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ASSASSIN83R
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Wed 1 Feb, 2006 01:28 am
hey ppl
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ASSASSIN83R
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Wed 1 Feb, 2006 01:28 am
im bored
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ASSASSIN83R
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Wed 1 Feb, 2006 01:29 am
and jst checking otha forums
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ASSASSIN83R
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Wed 1 Feb, 2006 01:29 am
anyways i g2g
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ASSASSIN83R
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Wed 1 Feb, 2006 01:29 am
goodbye
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dlowan
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Wed 1 Feb, 2006 02:51 am
Mame wrote:
I thought this was a doggerel thread
But lately it's real poetry instead
What's up with that, I ask of you
I hope you share, I wish I knew
Oy! Do not be rude to the doggerel, Mame!
It can rhyme, it can scan, without any blame!
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Mame
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Wed 1 Feb, 2006 11:15 am
What was so rude
About what I said
No reason to brood
Be happy instead
I admire great wit
Which is why I'm here
I'm not going to split
I hope that's clear
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McTag
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Wed 1 Feb, 2006 11:29 am
Well good for you, Mame
Here's some cuddles and kisses
I like to get close to
Attractive young misses
And when they are smart, too
Well that's just a bonus
And you are so smart, you
'Ve consistently shown us.
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Mame
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Wed 1 Feb, 2006 11:43 am
you
've
I'm just one of a crowd
On this crazy board
You guys should be proud
You deserve an award
The posts keep a-coming
One (or more) every second
The board's just humming
One of the best, I reckon.
I'm glad that I found it
Who knew that I would?
I think it's a great fit
It's all well and good.
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dlowan
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Thu 2 Feb, 2006 12:47 am
Mame wrote:
What was so rude
About what I said
No reason to brood
Be happy instead
I admire great wit
Which is why I'm here
I'm not going to split
I hope that's clear
Huh? Hello? A hullabaloo?
It oughta be clear I was just teasing you.
Great wit, to split? What faddle is this!?
Come back Auntie Mame and we'll give you a kiss.
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Mame
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Thu 2 Feb, 2006 01:10 am
I'm fazzing you, too, could you not tell
I thought the big happy face was really swell
You make me feel good, my smile is wide
And I'll take that kiss and another besides.
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McTag
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Mon 6 Feb, 2006 02:27 pm
Have you folks stopped kissing yet
I'm anxious to know
As soon as you're done, we'll get
On with the show
I'm going to watch telly
With my lovely wife
It's "University Challenge"
Sez you- get a life!
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Mame
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Mon 6 Feb, 2006 11:26 pm
Your wife is smart
It's obvious to me
Her tongue is tart
I would let her be
But you're a hoot, too
McTag, you bounder
Kind of a guru
You never flounder
Okay, I may be stretching that a bit
But it's got to rhyme, now, doesn't it?
