@DrewDad,
Tonight at our house:
Buddy: "Daddy, I playing with a top!"
Me, distracted: "That's nice, Buddy."
Buddy: "Daddy, me playing a 'zoo!" (kazoo)
Me, distracted: "That's nice, Buddy."
Buddy: "Daddy, me a painter!"
Me, distracted: "That's ni-... Wait! What?"
He'd actually found a small paint bucket that we'd been using to test paint colors, and he was slopping it on the floor and walls....
Thankfully, it was water-based paint.