If they made a movie about your life, who would ...

Oh crap, I am almost exactly a cross between a young Pete Townsend ... and Emo Phillips.
My dad resembles Ray Goulding.

Aside from that, I got nothing.

I spent most of my twenties looking for a girl who looked like Louise Brooks in Pandora's Box. aka most beautitul woman ever ... for a year or two .
IMHO

I would be played by Ricky Lake...although i am her at her largest size

Ricky Lake? I always had you pictured differently, willow.

More like this....

Willowt, she's meek, she's shy.................she rests her hands on her bosoms.

I was thinking of MARTHA RAYE in the thirties.

Actually, I was at a event, saw a woman from the back and said to myself: "Hey, my wife ain't supposed to be here", and moved towards her. The woman turned around and it was Salma Hayek herself.
As for Halle Berry, once my wife came home with a big smile. Her friends at the gym said she had a body just like Halle Berry's. (Which is true, BTW)
But her temper, OMG!

eoe, Raquel Welch is of Bolivian descent.

osso, I'll be back with the potential Mary Lous.

POTENTIAL MARY LOUS (for Ossobucco)

When you said Sophia Loren, I thought on Lorena Velázquez, B Movie sex symbol of the sixties:



She's the one on the left, one of the "Rock'Roll Wrestling Women, She-Wolves of the Ring"
But she also made other roles. Here's a nice pic, from a movie magazine (the one on the bottom left is Tere, her sister):




But, of course, no one has ever been as beautiful and desired as María Félix, "La Doña", "María Bonita":





Perhaps Elsa Aguirre will fit the bill:



Or Lilia Prado:



Thanks, osso, for the chance of this quick travel through time and beauty.

Maria Felix seems most like my friend. Thanks, Fbaezer, for the tour of stars.

SNIDLEY WHIPLASH

Ok..I have thought about this since yesterday and still quite can't come up with an answer.

Have to think about it some more...LOL

Me:




Mrs Tico would be played by the lovely Vanessa L. Williams




The director would have to be Joel Coen.

Ellen DeGeneres

I'm still thinking, re my exhusband. He had, and still has, a fantastic speaking voice. I could say he's handsome, he just doesn't look like a film star, though he did act in plays while he was getting a masters in playwriting.