My mother (at her old age) would be Joan Rivers. And when younger, by this Joan Rivers impersonator:
My dad. Arturo de Córdova, but of course.
Myself:
A young Marlon Brando:
...and a middle aged John Malkovich:
I'd cast Salma Hayek as my wife...
but I'd fear she'd impose Halle Berry for her role:
(Gotta think about 1st wife, children, brother and friends)