5 reasons why I'm sooo happy 2day
1. It's Friday
2. It's Friday
3. It's Friday
4. It's Friday
5. Yep u got it ............ It's Friday!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Noddy24 wrote:George--
With your trusty gym bag you could be snatched by aliens and make your own escape from the UFO.
...and I'll know where my towel is...
:-)
(Shall we start a HGTG fan club here?)
Three things that could make my weekend suck
1. babysitting saturday night
2. the impending cold
3. HM#2 returns sunday
lil k have you considered a one bedroom apt?
three reasons I don't live alone
1. can't afford it
2. wouldn't ever clean without HM pressure
3. would turn into a hermit
George--
I think the Swiss Army knife would be more useful than the towel, but one cannot indicate surrender by throwing in one's Swiss Army knife.
Top 5 Reasons to Drink Tonight
5- It's Friday!
4- Because I am old enough to.
3- Being drunk is more fun than being sober.
2- Why not?
And the number 1 reason to drink tonight is....
1- My husband quit his job and we might not be able to afford to drink soon so I might as well get it in now!
Kristie wrote:Top 5 Reasons to Drink Tonight
5- It's Friday!
4- Because I am old enough to.
3- Being drunk is more fun than being sober.
2- Why not?
And the number 1 reason to drink tonight is....
1- My husband quit his job and we might not be able to afford to drink soon so I might as well get it in now!
and he no doubt....will get it in later... :wink:
Top Five Secrets the Government doesn't want you to know:
5. Area 51 is a DIVERSION so you won't notice the really strange stuff going on next door at area 49.
4. The Social Security trust fund was depleted by Jenna and Barbara Bush on an alcohol binge in 2002.
3. It turns out that Saddam Hussein hated fish and really was accumulating weapons of BASS destruction.
2. The state of Vermont has been missing for three weeks.
1. Colin Powell was forced to resign because he discovered the President was really an animatronic robot operated by the Disney Corporation.
Today:
Snowdrops blooming
Daffodils sprouting
Flock of Robins
Woodpeckers drumming
Thirty three more days of winter.
Careful, Equus. They'll know that you know what they don't want you to know, y'know?
Top Four Reasons Why I'm Procrastinating with My Work Today:
1. This bloody new website was made by the same organisation again, an organisation of friendly folks who dont write English well and can be outright sloppy, and I just really dont look forward to the rash of erratic stuff I will stumble upon every time I force myself to work on putting the info in there that needs to be put up. Its like needing to decorate a room, but knowing that as soon as you pick up a table or a pile of books or a lamp, you'll slam your knee into some illogical sharp corner, or find that the electric plugs dont work, or - etc.
2. The info I need to put up there first is not the info I find most interesting myself, but stuff that noone's much inspired by but faces a near-deadline now. Complicated set-up too, with lots of "material" prepared for me thats in fact, like, 15-page documents instead of neat, 1-page web-ready news items.
3. I dont feel like talking to my boss because this job alone will be a lot of work, but if I go down to ask him the thing or two that needs to be asked about it, he will take the opportunity to ask me about half a dozen other jobs and tasks as well.
4. I'm in fear of the SMS's that I know await me at home. I didnt even dare/want to read last night's, its all an emotional turmoil and I feel responsible and thus (irrationally) guilty. Earlier lengths of messages were respectively unreaonsable and furious and resigned and caring, the first of which made me feel angry myself and thus actually made disconnecting from it all easier, and the latter reassured me somehow. But the last ones were full of despair, and I would really like to help but I know I can't or shouldn't, so now I'm left feeling haunted and restive in a submerged panic.
Its the last one that dominates, of course.
nimi--
You have my sympathy. "Head" and "heart" are a long, long list of two.
The first five Walt Disney animated films:
1. Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs
2. Pinocchio
3. Fantasia
4. Bambi
5. Dumbo
5 onomatopoeic words
1. buzz
2. squish
3. crackle
4. woosh
5. slurp
11
reasons why Manchester is fantastic
1. The first computer was invented here
2. The Smiths
3. The Hollies
4. The Stone Roses
5. Happy Mondays
6. 10 cc
7. Wayne Fontana and the Mindbenders
8. The Bee Gees
10. The Buzzcocks
11. Smorgs lives there!
What else do you expect from me? :wink:
Bella Dea wrote:5 Reasons I Hate Michigan
1- The snow.
2- The snow plows and salt trucks.
3- The salt they put on the roads to melt the ice and snow.
4- The way the snow and salt makes my car look.
5- The way idiot Michigan drivers drive in the snow.
You think thats bad, you should see Texans drive in the rain.
4 names Blatham managed to sequentially
group together in the same list:
1. Irving Kristol
2. finn
3. Benito Mussolini
4. The State of Texas
