'To Lasix'

Reply Tue 23 Jan, 2018 05:00 pm
O noble diuretic
I hope you’re empathetic,
You, the good doctor’s schema
for handling my edema,
Please be copacetic!
don’t leave me pathetic,
as my Patriots are winning
I want to be grinning,
So, with my friends, let me cheer,
and knock down a beer,
when Tommy throws a touchdown pass
(I’m trying mightily not to be crass)
I want to be SEEING,
NOT in the john, PEEING!
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Reply Tue 23 Jan, 2018 05:09 pm
There is an antidote called "Vikings," jjorge.
Reply Tue 23 Jan, 2018 05:51 pm
LOL, sometimes the cure is worse than the affliction. ;-)
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Reply Fri 9 Feb, 2018 11:48 pm
So...you took your eye off them, and then.....

It's all your fault!
Reply Sun 25 Mar, 2018 09:30 pm
Yep, it's my darn fault!
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